Kamunou Hyena
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Kamunou is yet another emo hyena niggerfurry lol-cow. His pasty cracker exterior fills him with self-loathing, and as a result, he self-injures while listening to Disturbed and System of a Down. Negative attention whores like this are easy prey because they never stop replying.
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[edit] Yiffing furfags
The drama with his ex- is the result of an addiction to Kamunou's "tiny, rough" cock, and the clingy drama that resulted when their e-relationship became about nothing more than sex. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. He constantly bitches about being trolled because of the resulting drama, while cross-posting it to any forum that hasn't yet banned hi(Deleted post)
"You are still a sexually driven fucker, you seem to forget about the posts that you made where you were bragging about getting buttsecks from that faggoty ass dragon."
[edit] Pedofur bait
Their yiffiness approached such epic levels that cock pix can be found all over the various chan boards and YouTube. The ex-, a notorious babyfur, was banned from LJ when LJ Abuse found his underaged cock pictures.
[edit] "Furries ACCEPT people."
Anthrocon '06 apparently opened Kamunou's eyes to the ONE TRUE FURRY WAY, so he proceeded to rant about how half of the fandom -- namely, the half he isn't a part of -- isn't "real," and consists of what he calls "psudofurries," only interested in porn and FChan. He also described "real furries" as completely accepting of people and their disgusting kinks and fetishes.
About half of anthrocon fursecuted him on the spot to show how accepting they were of his intolerance. After the trolls had their way with him, he committed thread suicide, though a copy of the post can be found here. IT NEVER REALLY HAPPENED GUYS
[edit] YTMND
Another way Kamunou follows 'the furry tao' is by creating YTMNDs. They are generally mocked because 1) he is a furry; 2) everytime someone has an opinion contrary to his own, he goes Blackwingdragon-nuts with emo-rage and e-threats.
The internet is serious fucking business. His reaction stems from cutter angst.
[edit] I'm an emo kid
"You can f*cking suck my ass, you f*ggot. Last thing I am is a f*cking emo."
He really hates being called "emo." It sends him flying into an emo rage that can only be quelled by listening to emo music while taking MySpace angle pictures, posting them on his el-jay, and smoking cock.
[edit] Internet tough guy threats
[edit] drama_awesome
After the trolls ran with the lulz, he tried to anti-troll the very community he actively posts and comments in. Some of his amusing and typical responses included:
- U GOT NO LIFE!
- I'm going to be a bigger man and stop replying!
- I did it for the lulz.
- This is all very amusing to me, please continue!
- I love all this attention! Worship me!
Kamunou is such an upstanding furry that even Mix Hyenataur disassociates with him.
As an attention whore, he'll no doubt love this ED entry.
[edit] His furry tao
- "I leave you with this, you fabulous, racist bastard." (This is where he posts the I YIFF U LIEJOURNALER image, lol. Also, #5.)
- "Mmhmm. And, for the record, I DID do it for the lulz. And I hope we see each other again some time, despite whatever you may say. :D" (Still going.)
[edit] INTERNET-SRS.BIZ
[edit] I'M IN UR WIKI, BLANKING UR PAGES
Like most aspiring drama-llamas, Kamunou tried to delete the evidence of his douchebaggery, failing to realize that revert wars only increase the lulz.
Somebody is apparently unclear on the concept of wikis.
[edit] N00dz
Available on request. Both Jakerz and Kamunou couldn't get enough of the internet attention, so they posted fugly nudes all over the various chan image boards and drama_awesome, and MySpace angle emo videos. When Kamunou could no longer pretend to care about the drama, he finally committed LJ furicide, declaring everyone involved to be "really immature."
[edit] External links
- BAELEETED AC thread.
- Drama_awesome lulz.
- His lol-journal.
- List of things he hates.
- Sex drama, lol.
- YTMND where he goes apeshit and the related comments.
