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SokiTwopaw

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FUCK YEAH ALERT:
EDiots are SEAKING the next sock of SokiTwopaw.

SokiTwopaw is against the sexualization of the furry fandom. That's why his fursuit has huge wolf tits.

Soki, confirming his Jewness.

SokiTwopaw is an upstanding figure in the fur community. He has taken it upon himself to unite his furry brethren in an attempt to gain equal rights for fur-kind. What he of course fails to realize is that furries are animals, and animals are not entitled to human rights. He is an highly regarded artist living in Washington state who is in perfect shape, and who is renown for his eclecticity. He also has a lovely 'finance'.

Suckitpaw managed to lulz it up in typical lolcow fashion. Less than 24 hours after this article was made, Suckitpaw DELETED all his youtube videos. Then, due to his dox being here on ED he came to ED with an apology to get it removed. Once it was removed, he once again deleted fucking everything by wiping out his youtube account, and is now pressumed to be hiding in his hugbox while being fucked by his jew, furfag father who escaped the lolocaust.

1 Anatomy of Ruin
2 Ultimatum Declaration
3 And Now a Word From SokiTwopaw's Fursona
4 Suckit taunts /b/
5 Soki Apologizes to ED
6 The Greatest Story Ever Told
7 Phone Fursecution
8 SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING
9 DOX
10 Arbchat
11 Second Life
12 Art Gallery
13 Fan Art
14 External Links
15 See Also

[edit] Anatomy of Ruin

[edit] Ultimatum Declaration

Yes, that's right. DECELERATION. Remember folks, SPEED KILLS!

SokiTwopaw is a furry on a mission. He needs you to stand up for yourselves and announce to the world that you don't care what they think of you. That's right, you need to try REALLY HARD to show the world that you don't care what they think. This is Sokitwopaw's gospel. With it, he will fight against the intolerance of Fursecution, Taxidermy, and lulz. Once again, however, he is far too profoundly stupid to realize that it's not what you think of you, it's what the world thinks of you, and the world thinks he's a fucktarded attention whore

Also, note the title "Ultimadum Deceleration". All of Suckitwopaw's rant videos are titled with Ultimadum. More like Ultimadumb, amirite? "Deceleration" is another example of this furfags mental capability. We all make mistakes from time to time, but this is a fucking header - it is impossible not to notice it. Slow down furries; slow the fuck down.

- Ultimadum Deceleration - From SokiTwopaw - 2 Jul 2007 THANKS SHADOWGAMERS!.

SokiTwoPaw performing one of his daily hobbies.

“	A majority of the ... haters are between the ages of 13 and they don't have their driver's permit.	„
—Suckitpaw

Normally when using the phrase "between the ages of X and X", one typically replaces the X with a number of some sort. Not SokiTwopaw. He takes an easy, laid-back approach to grammatical syntax, not bothering to actually make any sense whatsoever. This is a serious speech, seriously.

“	Friends, we are gathered here to listen to a person not speak about the problems of our community, but against the crimes committed against it. The crimes of which fall under our basic humanistic rights: the right to freedom of assembly, the right to freedom of speech, expression and thought, the right to have our own thoughts and actions not judged by others, but be guided and judged by ourselves.	„
—Suckitpaw

Whatever "humanistic" rights are, it's pretty clear furries don't have them, since they don't see themselves as being human. And guess what? You won't find the "right to have our [your] own thoughts and actions not judged by others" anywhere in the Constitution or in any legal document whatsoever, you stupid furfag.

“	As people and artists alike, I rally to see coons, wolves, foxes, lemurs, the great macros and the smallest of micros alike join together against our discrimination.	„
—Suckitpaw

SokiTwopaw is RACIST. Also, artists aren't people.

“	Friends, I declare that we no longer be known [as a] ... porn-based community, and that we stress that we be known for unity and ... pride in who we are and what we do.	„
—Suckitpaw

Like, for example, fucking animals. They may be disgusting sexual deviants, but now they will be UNIFIED disgusting sexual deviants.

“	It is up to us to change the false premonitions that have been glued to our backs for oh so long.	„
—Suckitpaw

Hint: look up "premonition", you fucking idiot. (And that ain't glue.)

[edit] And Now a Word From SokiTwopaw's Fursona

~~- No words can do this justice - 3 Jul 2007~~ Removed due to butthurt. BUT WE SAVED A COPY HAHA! WATCH BELOW FOR GREAT JUSTICE:

- Soki and another furfag and some drunken fursuiting on the side of a highway.

- 50 seconds of moar fursuiting - Because it's like a fucking train wreck. You can't look away.

[edit] Suckit taunts /b/

~~- You guys are thsoo shilly! - 6 Jul 2007~~ Removed due to butthurt.

Note that he claims he loves the attention he's getting. PROTIP: REVERSE PSYCH DOESN'T WORK. Also his mole is the size of Montana. Hopefully it's cancer.

[edit] Soki Apologizes to ED

Soki's friends are all trained e-lawyers.

Youtube apparently thought this was against their TOS.
Or maybe Soki just decided to delete everything.
Hey, at least we saved you niggers a copy.

Shortly after apologizing to ED, Soki decided to go back on his word and Delete fucking everything, leading to the re-upping of his dox. It was then discovered on July 10th, that he supposedly 'doesn't care'. The Journal can be found here. For extra lulz he admits to be allergic to cats.

[edit] The Greatest Story Ever Told

silly furry, he wasn't laughing WITH you...

Post from Suckitpaw's LJ, for srs

[edit] Phone Fursecution

Soki and his fiance, KiyaShoushi

[edit] SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING

Soki has announced his decision to sell everything furry related.

[edit] DOX

KiyaShoushi, Soki and Dogmongler 2.0

Since Suckitpaw decided to be a faggot and deleted fucking everything, his dox are back up, please feel free to let him know how you feel. Don't forget to also drop his fiance a line and let her know how much of a fucking failure she is for getting married to this waste of life.

SokiTwoPaw's dox
KiyaSoushi's dox (lol FURiance)

[edit] Arbchat

Logs of arbchat HERE.

[edit] Second Life

On February 19th of 2006, Soki hit a particular low, and decided that his life was so pathetic that he needed to start a second one

His SL name is Soki Mcann, and even nearby furfags were happy to point out what a faggot he is:

[23:46]  Fox Kilian: fucking wirte MOAR about soki

[23:46]  Fox Kilian: write*

[23:46]  Alyx Stoklitsky: LOL OK

[23:46]  Fox Kilian: it's okay, it's for the lulz

[23:47]  Fox Kilian: I helped make the article on [[Arohka]], but it needs more lulz and drama

ED quickly took pics for evidence, and struck up chat with Soki, who remained his usual cheerful self - whether or not this was merely a front to hide the huge pile of bricks that he was shitting is hard to tell, and amusingly made a habit of spouting the occasional meme.

ED thinks he was silently terrified.

Ofcourse, Soki was (is) reading this very page, and upon seeing the above text stating that he was scared shitless, coughed up the following story. Impossible to verify, but the thought is lulzy anyway:

[0:55]  Soki McCann: Dude, I know a fur. Who HID IN HIS ROOM after he got a page

[0:55]  Soki McCann: He wouldnt come out.

[0:55]  Soki McCann: For like 3 days.

[0:55]  Alyx Stoklitsky: LOLOLOL

[0:55]  Alyx Stoklitsky: Did he close the curtains?

[0:55]  Soki McCann: haha and bought a dog

[0:55]  Alyx Stoklitsky: Win.