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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Cool is a word. Before young whippersnappers such as you decided to destroy the English language, it used to mean a temperature difference of somewhere befween 1 and 15 degress fahrenheit lower than the relative temperature in another room. Now, nobody knows what it means really. Ask somebody what the word cool means they will tell you it refers to something that is cool. However, there's a good chance that they're just being sarcastic because who the fuck uses "cool" anyway? I mean, SRSLY?
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[edit] What is coolness?
Scientists have been pondering this for at least 100 years. This is because scientists want to be cool, so they can get pussy. Unfortunately, as nerds, they will never be cool.
[edit] Things that are cool
- Swearing at furries
- Guns for fursecution
- Fursecution
- Quasidan's penis
- Smoking
[edit] Things that are not cool
- Crack (because it is wack)
- Your mom
- Star Trek
- Elton John
- Paris Hilton
[edit] How to measure coolness
The standard SI unit of coolness is Fonzies or simply Fn, in honor of the coolest cat ever. The Fonz. The formula for measuring coolness is: time x atomic coolness= over all coolness that specific event. Lets try an example. Jimi hendrix started his music career in 1966 to 1970. That is 883008000 sec. (dont get confused I only switch 4 years in to seconds. Note: always write time in seconds.) Next multiply 883008000 sec. by the atomic coolness. The atomic coolness of being a kick ass guitarist is exactly 100.897 acu (atomic coolness units). Now, just multiply both numbers: 883008000 sec x 100.897 acu= 8.90929 x 10^10 Fn (fonzies.) Note: 1 Fonz is always written as: 1 (sec.)(acu) which equals 1Fonz.
