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Subeta
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Subeta is yet another rip-off of Neopets. As a virtual petsite, it is a breeding ground for furries, fags, and 16-year-old girls. Either avoid or sage.
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[edit] Subeta Itself
Every fucking page on this website is accompanied by a 'convenient' toolbar to the left displaying everything there is to be done. One may read the news section, play ultra-fun text-based browser games that eventually cause you to time out due to SO MUCH CLICKING, run down to the main shops to buy some awesome non-Neopets-ripped-off goodies, explore the *world of Subeta, head on to the trading center to trade your pixelated plushies for pixelated food (just like Neop--B&), and an art gallery where you can draw shit like this! They even have an oekaki section! And oh lawd, a forum where you can bitch and moan about real life problems and get frozen (word "frozen" totally not ripped from Neopets, just in case you were wondering!)
Any mention of some other petsite out there qualifies as INSTANT BAN! Because of course, Subeta is the only petsite to have ever existed in the history of FOREVER. Also, don't even think about making more than one account or let someone else play the game on the same computer as you. Two or more accounts under the same IP = INSTANT BAN! Not even a warning for you. You poor thing!
Fuck. Kids, screw that shit and go read a book. For God's sake.
[edit] Staff
As with every website even remotely related to furfags, the moderators at Subeta are always cooking up a pot of drama to serve to their players nice and hot! First off, the owner of the site: Keith. AIDs. No doubt.
With Keith comes jerks like Chimaera (now DNA), mbif and a whole load of staff who doesn't give a crap about the users. Chimaera has been in charge of designing ALL the pets, and each pet looking crappier than the last. She ignores her user's complaints and continues to draw all of them herself. Is she trying to boost her portfolio so she can get the fuck out of Subeta and into a REAL job? Or is she just a power-hungry slut who has a fetish of drawing 300lb porn on the side?
In conclusion. The staff at Subeta are immoral, immature, and just want a player's money. If users speak up, if users ask any questions that seem unorthodox, and if users ask them where their money goes, they will freeze their own users right away. The admins denied getting paid for so long until Anonymous uncovered their grand scheme. The admins and artists do get paid, real money, from the pockets of Subeta users, while the servers go down, while the site goes unfixed with MySQL errors all the time.
Ask questions. Go ahead, try it. Dare to ask about the lies of Subeta.
[edit] The Longcat Crusade
Subeta added a "longcat" pet, available for donations, sometime in April of 2007. The chans caught wind of this (don't ask how; apparently a certain anon is a SubetaFag), and immediately gave Keith an ultimatum: Remove our godly Longcat or be raped to death. Keith responded by relaying a message in comment tags on the front page HTML (something his stupid 12-year old userbase could never figure out how to read) which was a fake message from Longcat. Bad move.
The fury of various chans was unleashed in the form of massive hacking and DDOSing, resulting in Subeta dying after barely a few hours on 4/28/07. Subeta was back up within the week but denied any such thing had happened, and that it was a "kernal error."
Keith continued to lie, and more and more Anonymous joined in the fight. Putting dry logs on the fire, Keith continually lied to his userbase, saying that the chans were evil and didn't invent Longcat.. the flames only shot higher. Massive attacks, 24 hours a day, on every imaginable front. Keith's address, parent's address, phone numbers, school records, social security number, and finally credit card number were all attained easily and used in the stupidest way possible: Annoying prank phone calls and ordering 10 Playstation 3s off of Amazon.com.
The chans set up phishing sites and grabbed many Subeta accounts. Keith sold hundreds of his own users' passwords which we soon got a hold of. Many users lost their accounts. What's worse? Many users lost their Photobucket, eMail, eBay, Paypal, Myspaces and other important accounts. How did this happen? Well, perhaps that could be covered in the lies of Subeta.
Nearly a month later, after countless message board spams, DDOS attacks, stolen user accounts, Subeta moderators quitting (admitting their "lives were ruined"), and a mini-rebellion among his users, Keith still wouldn't give up a tiny picture of Longcat. This added yet another facet to the already epic battle: Lulz. We had now completely ruined hundreds of lives because Keith wouldn't give up a tiny stolen image of a cat. Anonymous did it for the lulz. And Longcat.
Finally, on May 21st, some brave Anon hacked Keith's GoDaddy account, and forwarded Subeta.org to an image of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Epic lulz. Keith wrote an apology, removed all Longcat references, and an EPIC WIN was declared. Thus, one of the most hard-fought onslaughts in chan history ended in glorious victory.
[edit] Keith Busted
Keith Kurson, the admin of Subeta.org has been caught distributing pornographic images of him and his gay buddies. digg link Also, the jewhole is now down, and will most likely not be coming back for a long time.
[edit] Subeta goes Subetax
On June 6th, 2007, Anonymous proceeded to hack into Keith's e-mails. They got his driver's license, personal images, online purchase receipts and his server information. Along with this, they got his Godaddy account and proceeded to raep anything they could. Anonymous deleted his domains three times. Once on May 21st (after a friendly dosing of Bel-Air), and twice again in June. Keith either gave up trying to get his domains back or Godaddy was shitpissed at him, because Keith has seemed to switch over to Subetax now. His attempts at trying to get his Godaddy account back have all failed. After having their website replaced with a picture of Bel-Air for 24 hours, Subeta finally surrendered on May 21st, and an EPIC WIN was declared.
[edit] Oh shi-
As of 7/25, its back. It's believed, however, that it won't last long, as financial ruin is surely right around the corner after pwning Keith for so long.
[edit] Round 2?
Despite Keef being the center of one of the most epic wars the chans have fought, it would seem he isn't quite through. Just like the lovable bloody beast at the top of this page with the desu eyes. But the stupidest thing they could quite possible have done was, a few months after the epic win and Keef's half-assed apology, a new challenger approached: a pet called "Sage" who can also be "Field Sage" if green in color. Are they referencing a wise old man or dare they tread upon the sacred sage that is the bases of chan faux-democratic votes of contempt? Does it even matter? A thread on /i/ called this to the attentions of Anonymous who are waiting till after the epic 9/11 raids to figure out what to do.[1]
[edit] External links
- Subetafags (Is back now)
- Subeta Sucks! LJ Community
- Proof of Keiths thievery
- Subeta's new URL
- Keith's shitty DevianTART account.
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