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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Divide by zero is yet another meme from the kind pedophiles at 4chan. It is said to be highly dangerous, containing the power to open up black holes, rend time, space, and mathematics to pieces and even cause the Chicago Cubs to win the world series. It causes dozens of people to post either retarded reasons why you cannot divide by zero (which are usually wrong), or extremely retarded reasons why you can actually divide by zero. These /b/tards have not realized that the whole of mathematics and reality is against them. It is also a fantastic way to generate drama amongst numerophiliac aspies on the slashdot forums.

The common phrase is usually 'I divided by zero. OSHII--'

Contents 1 Theories and Conjecture 2 How to Divide by Zero 3 Who Can Divide by Zero 4 See Also 5 Gallery

[edit] Theories and Conjecture

Contrary to popular belief, dividing a constant by zero does not equal infinity. Dividing by zero is both impossible and meaningless POSSIBLE impossible possible but in a stupidly impossible way, especially if you are Anonymous.

Sometimes, catastrophic events can happen when you even only THINK about dividing by zero:

:<RichLow> CAN YOU DIVIDE BY ZERO???
:<kardus> yes
:<kardus> watch
:<Not_Sir_Compuret_of_Computron> Yes.
:<kardus> OH SHI--
:* kardus has quit IRC (Quit: )

The invention of Nullity to solve 0/1 = ? has generated a wave of new numbers, all of which are useful for the good of mankind. For example, Pi is no longer equal to 3.14159265358979323 and so on. Rather, it is now equal to Eleventeen.

It is common knowledge that Kari Byron of the Mythbusters died on June 16, 2007 while attempting to divide by zero.

It is common knowledge that Mythbusters and mathematicians are idiots. Successfully dividing by zero results in excessive undirects, and often indirects.

[edit] How to Divide by Zero

1. Try over 9000 times.
2. Watch the universe being destroyed.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!

[edit] Who Can Divide by Zero

• Anonymous
• The ‪‫‬‭‪‫‬‭Cyrillic Millions Sign
• The & sign.
• The + sign.
• The / sign.
• Stephen Hawking
• Michael J. Fox . . . because of parkinsons.
• Anyone named Bomquisha
• Anyone familiar with the term 0=1
• Criss Angel...for all you know
• Chuck Norris Old Memes
• Capt. Falcon
• Darren Brown
• The Swiss

[edit] See Also

• Apocalypse
• Large Hadron Collider
• Vandalize Every Equation
• Pime Taradox
• Time Cube

[edit] Gallery

Way to go, dumbass! You did it wrong!	I told you not to divide by zero!	Oh shi-! It's the aliens’ symbol for 1/0!	OSHII--
Pretty fucking self-explanatory	FUCK NOT AGAIN!	TIME PARADOX	Einstein was the first person to successfully divide by zero.