I Am Legend

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I am legend, properly executed.

I Am Legend is a brand new meme based on a line of dialogue from an ad for the forthcoming movie "I Am Legend" with Will Smith who plays Dr. Robert Neville, the last man alive on earth.

Robert Neville is a scientist, but even he could not contain the horrible ~~man~~ woman-made, incurable virus. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in the remains of New York City and maybe the world. For three years, Neville has constantly sent out daily radio messages in between 24/7 spins of Bel-Air, to try and find any other survivors who might be out there.

1 Teh Meme
2 How The Fresh Prince will Fix This
3 The Full Text
4 Fresh Prince of Legends
- 4.1 Dogs and Bacon version
5 Trolling
6 Legendary gallery

[edit] Teh Meme

The meme is simple. It consists of the following:

A. Post pictures of someone with a phone or message and says "My name is Dr. Robert Neville. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies."
B. A la Battletoads, call a department store telling them you are Dr. Robert Neville, and are broadcasting on all AM frequencies. This is best played when done with static in the background as in the movie trailer, so be sure to record ones voice onto audacity software or something and then add effects and play it into the phone for the lulz.
C. DAMNIT FRED
D. <Anon 1>DAMNIT FRANK

<anon 2> STFU NUB ITS NOT FRANK ITS FRED

E. I WAS SAVIN' THAT BACON.

[edit] How The Fresh Prince will Fix This

[edit] The Full Text

“	My name is Dr. Robert Neville. I am a survivor living in New York city. Nothing went the way it was supposed to. There were 6 billion people on earth when the infection hit. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. If there is anyone out there.. Please. You are not alone.	„
— Robert Neville, bricks shat

[edit] Fresh Prince of Legends

Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the last man on Earth.

In New York City born and raised
In the labroom is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all curin' some cancer outside of the school
When a couple of vampires they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I made one little mistake and everyones dead
I thought, "I'm movin' with my dog to my fortress shed"

I was corned by vampires that ate my dog
But I was saved by a mexican that had immunity
If anything I could say that this bitch was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to my lair!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the vampires yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the last man on Earth.

[edit] Dogs and Bacon version

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I was savin the bacon

In west new york born and raised
On the pier was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some infected inside ground zero
When a couple of monsters
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
my dog got in one lil fight and i got scared
and said 'shit im savin that bacon'

I whistled for my dog and when it came near
The flesh was ripped and the fresh smell of blood was in the air
If anything I can say this made my sanity get taken
But I thought 'ah shit now you done it' - 'i was savin that bacon'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Heavens 'Let me tell you about god's plan'
I looked at my shithole, I was finally there
To sit on all alone with the bacon frying in a pan

[edit] Trolling

Damnit, Frank!

A good way to troll faggots is to call the mannequin Neville was gay for "Frank" instead of "Fred." For some reason people get really butthurt over this.