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Death

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This image replaced elgorgo's prank obituary and appeared on his journal at the end of his e-death. Many histrionic strangers were angered. Most people didn't care.

A common reaction to a real death on LJ.

Shopping for bodies at Wal-mart.

Some argue that death leads to poor blowjob performance

The ultimate escape from your flesh prison, although usually resulting in reincarnation. There are many types of death, but these are all just the ultimate form of pwning from God as described below.

Think of the world as one huge fucking forum, with God as the admin. Thousands of people are banned everyday, but there are also thousands of registered new users everyday so it balances out. Except in china, where the mods seem less strict. However, not everyone is permabanned by God. Some people simply delete their own IRL accounts--see below.

Death is not synonymous to being killed.

1 E-Death
2 What Death Looks Like
- 2.1 Popular e-deaths
3 Hoax Death/Fake Death
4 Real Death
5 Popular Real Deaths
6 See also

[edit] E-Death

A prank death involving an internet celebrity. Usually not meant to be taken seriously or believed.

Not the same thing as a real death or a hoax death.

On teh interweb, sometimes "death" is represented by the symbol †. This is ubar laem and ttly an OLD MEME.

[edit] What Death Looks Like

[edit] Popular e-deaths

[edit] Hoax Death/Fake Death

Following signs will get you closer to the end goal.

An actual attempt at faking one's death for reasons other than millions of laughs. A simple but incredibly effective (in a sufficiently retarded community, that is) type of attention whoring.

Sui-Chan - Infamous emo "live" fake death
Kewllimesrevenge - the fake death that never happened
Flashman - fake death of a fake person
Limeybean - Yet another drama-ful fake death on the internets.
The Great Sonic-cide of 2007 - The grand lulz of fake deaths.
Perfection Girl - DEAD OR ALIVE?!

[edit] Real Death

The actual death of an actual person. While rarely as funny as a fake death, it nevertheless can be funny ... depending on how they died. For example, the old guy with cancer who chartered a biplane and jumped out is pretty much A+. Or when Steve Irwin, who spent his life pissing off Crocodiles and other large animals, got im-fucking-paled by a stingray. Also, the death on any an hero is sure to create lulz. There is something called the Darwin Awards which is a great source of lulz while making other people think you are fucked up for finding it funny.