Douchebag

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A complete douchebag is someone who pisses you off. Most of the time it's like a sixth sense, you can't put your finger on it, but you just have the feeling that this person just pisses the fuck out of you for no reason. Although, there are douchebags that piss you off and you definitely know why, like Jack Thompson, Tom Cruise, or Your Mom.

Contents 1 Qualities of a Douchebag 2 Classes of Douchebags 3 Professional douchebag 4 Gallery 5 Types of Douchebags 6 List of douchebags 7 Douche-bags on the internet

[edit] Qualities of a Douchebag

There are many ways for someone to be classified as a douchebag, but the main qualities of one are: very stubborn, complains excessively, has a very asinine goal, extravagant, and knows he/she is right and you are wrong. They often have a short temper, but they usually are pussies and run to solitude.

Douchbags are commonly sighted attaching to their mangier, odorous silent partners, the ones who squeeze right into infected ground zero, THE DOUCHENOZZLES. ie. Giuliani

[edit] Classes of Douchebags

There are three classes of douchebags:

1. The Plain Douchebag: Loud, Stupid, and Famous.
2. The Educated Douchebag: While they have done their homework on whatever it is they are doing, what they are doing is spectacularly dumb; whether it be their main goal, or their motives, its extremely retarded.
3. The Nice Douchebag: While they can seem like the nicest person alive, they are a douche through and through. An example is John Hardy, who gives jobs and food to hundreds of people in bali on his farm. However, he lives extravagantly, and believes that every time he looks at the mountains from his house, it lets him realize how amazing he is.

"We’re living in one of the most beautiful places on the planet…we don’t need ornamentation." – John Hardy

[edit] Professional douchebag

Those who specialize in douchebaggery, see Fred Phelps.

[edit] Gallery

[edit] Types of Douchebags

• Redneck
• Liberal
• Physics
• Republican
• Yuppie
• You

[edit] List of douchebags

• George W. Bush
• John Kerry
• Bill Gates
• Eric Bauman
• Al Gore
• Michael Moore
• Osama bin Laden
• Cindy Sheehan
• Jon Stewart
• Opie and Anthony
• Magical Trevor
• EternalTanelorn
• MONGO
• Your mom
• Dan Pinto and his wife AJ Sutter

[edit] Douche-bags on the internet

• Lol, douche
• Douchebags of film
• Douchebag headquarters
• See how big a douchebag you are