Simba Wion
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Simba Wion is a totally hardcore babyfur from Colorado. He and his mate, FagWuff, have managed to alienate themselves from other furries, from other babyfurs, and from God with one single epic move: getting tattoos of a piss-diapered baby lion and baby wolf on their scrawny arms. This EPIC FAIL move may have hurt their ability to obtain a job, but that assumes they were employable in the first place.
[edit] The Lion Behind the Tat
Not much can be found out about Simba Wion, as he is an outcast among outcasts -- avoided by local Colorado furs and furs throughout the tubes. However, through diligent research, the following facts have been discovered about Simba Wion.
- He lives in his parents' basement
- Both he and his parents' live off of your tax money
- He has Gonosyphiherpalies
- He has trapped little boys in public bathrooms and forced them to pee on his pants
- He is unemployable, as interviewers are always heard shouting "JESUS CHRIST IT'S A PIDDLING LION, GTFO!"
- He watches you pee in the bathroom
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