Ball
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- (Usually plural): The ability for someone to do stupid shit that most people's brains would tell them not to do. This shit is usually awesome.
- Spherical object.
- If they touch, you are gay. No exceptions. So we can kiss and suck each other off.
- It doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. They're inert.
[edit] What not to do with your balls
 Yow! |
 Oh fuck..that's what I get for being stupid. |
 Piss off your mom. |
Some men love balls
Now that is a pretty sight! Video!
The most common storage location for balls is in the asshole-- see Tony Eveready
[edit] Quotes
| “ | "Testicles? I don't need no stinkin' testicles!" | „ |
| —You | ||
[edit] Fact of the day
The testes of the Blue Whale weigh 26kg [1] which is 4 stone, the weight of an obese dwarf [2]
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