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Barack Hussein Obama

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Poll's Closed

Barack displaying the love for his country.

ATTENTION FAGGOTS I am currently reporting from Obama headquarters on my iPhone (inb4 macfag). Post your questions for the future president and maybe i'll deliver. I would have posted on tiggernits, but iPhone internet is ... So-so. Deliver my message to the masses and i'll see if I can barrel roll on national television.

You faggots missed your chance. Iowa is over. If you look closely at the coverage, you'll see me in the first row, directly in front of the podium at his victory speech.

Barack Iraq Saddam Hussein Macaca Osama Obama is a US Senator for Illinois and Islamic 'Manchurian Candidate' posing as a Christfag who will destroy America from within if he is elected President in 2008.

Obama was born to a white mother and a black father; thus according to Ann Coulter, Obama is a "halfrican" (granted, niggers will never have sex with anything but white wimmin). Obama is also a Jew-loving Zionist who will invade Pakistan if elected, but don't tell his supporters that.

SPOILER ALERT Barak Obama has the same chance of winning the presidency as a cat does of winning a dog show, for the exact same reason.

BARACK OBAMA DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE

1 America's 2nd black president
2 Gallery
3 Obama is Unfunny
4 '08 Erection
5 Iowa Caucuses 2008
6 Trivia

[edit] America's 2nd black president

YOU GONNA GIT RAPED, HILLARY!

Did I do that?

Illinois' Black Lincoln

As his father was born in Kenya Obama's ancestors were never slaves, therefore giving him no right to whinge about slavery; this meant he had to find something else to complain about: politics. With his black sense of entitlement and his white personality, Obama set out to take over the world last Thursday. Obama is yet to be seen dancin' or bustin' a rhyme making him a failure at nigradom, but he can still sink nothing but net over the white boys from the three-point line:

Obama participates in an ancient nigger athletic ritual.

Fox News has already started the slander campaign, labelling him a drug addicted terrorist, like all good Republicans would. Some believe that he is the anti-christ and shall bring about the end of days. Now Faux News and other media dipshits are somehow fashion police and told his black ass that he had to wear a piece of metal or he would be more of a terrorist.

Last Thursday the President of the United States of Australia claimed that Obama would be the terrorists' choice for president of Earth. This caused much drama and lulz as little Johnny Howard sounded like a retarded child attempting to stick up for his bestest buddy W. If Obama does become president now, Australia be completely fucked; a nuclear attack against it is being scheduled this moment.

[edit] Gallery

Some pundits have criticized Obama's nigra name.	KFC LOOTER	SHOOP DA WHOOP	Cowboy Obama visiting Texas.
Wikipedia: OBAMA DID WTC	Fox News asking the tough questions.	Recent Fox News reports also indicate that Obama was involved with the Habbo Pool Raids.	OBAMA POKEMANS

[edit] Obama is Unfunny

November 3, 2007, Obama appeared in a sketch on Saturday Night Live. Instead of making a joke, he engaged in some shameless self promotion. But the audience didn't seem to notice since SNL fails at being funny 99% of the time anyway.

In return, MadTV decided to execute Rule 34 on Obama and Hilary for Obama's massive fail on SNL.

[edit] '08 Erection

Being black, Barack Obama will most certainly steal the 2008 erection. That's what black people do - steal dick size competitions from azns and transsexuals