Ass Rape

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Ass rape is like regular rape except that it's in the ass. The politically correct term for ass rape is surprise buttsecks. Frivolous mentions of ass rape are triggers that send the almost raped into rabid convulsions of self-righteousness and generate many lulzy proclamations about how insensitive metaphors contribute to their victimhood. Like normal rape, victims of ass rape are asking for it.

In order to help the almost raped overcome their painful experiences with foreplay, it is important to use the phrase "ass raped" at every available opportunity.