Molest
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
To touch someone inappropriately, or to brush up against a drama queen in a bar so she can come home later and post in her LJ "OMG I was molested/almost raped tonight!" Molestation is a pastime adopted by Japanese, Michael Jackson, Encyclopedia Dramatica sysops, pedophiles, and priests everywhere.
[edit] Trolling the Molested
* Now talking on #abuse&healing * Topic for #abuse&healing is: ~~~~~@ http://www.freewebs.com/abuse-and-healing/ @~~~~~ * Topic for #abuse&healing set by Sammie at Thu Nov 09 23:50:17 2006 * You are now known as Goran <Goran> hi <mary-kait> hi * mary-kait is now known as mary-kate <Goran> hi <mary-kate> hi <Goran> what is this chan about <mary-kate> it's for folks who've been abused emotionally sexually or physically <mary-kate> and that want someone to talk to <Goran> ok * ED_P (i=Phobos@d64-180-239-100.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #abuse&healing <Goran> well, my uncle <Goran> he... <Goran> oh, i can't say it <mary-kate> it's ok, it will stay here * iamdaniel (**************) has joined #abuse&healing <iamdaniel> hello <mary-kate> hi <ED_P> hi........... <iamdaniel> is this for sex abuse? <Goran> well, i was at cmap <Goran> *camp <mary-kate> yes, for that, emotioanal, and for physically abused <iamdaniel> cause my anus is bleding and i need some tips on healing it <mary-kate> doctor, go to the doctor <iamdaniel> alright bye * iamdaniel has quit (Client Quit) <Goran> and <Goran> well <Goran> my uncle, he put his penis in my ear <ED_P> omg.. <mary-kate> how old were you? <Goran> 10 <mary-kate> did you tell a camp counselor? <ED_P> did it make noises? i've always been afraid of that. <Goran> yes, i told him <Goran> and he told me to stay still <Goran> and then he put his penis in my ear too <mary-kate> he was arrested i hope? <Goran> i was too scared to tell :( <ED_P> omg.. <mary-kate> ohh <Goran> to this day, my ear still tickles sometimes <mary-kate> yes i can imagine <ED_P> im scared of tellin wat happen 2 me <mary-kate> it's ok, just take your time <ED_P> its worse than goran <ED_P> okay so.. <ED_P> here goes.. <ED_P> *cigh* <ED_P> so i'm at my house <ED_P> at my comp <ED_P> lookin @ kul anime, right? <ED_P> like, u no, DBZ, Narto, etc. <mary-kate> yeah <ED_P> then i hear the door close <ED_P> downstairs <ED_P> omg sry brb <ED_P> muscle spasm <mary-kate> ok <ED_P> ok back <ED_P> so] <ED_P> omg <ED_P> i hear the door <ED_P> and i hear footsteps comin up the stiars <ED_P> r u there? <ED_P> mary, r u there? <mary-kate> yeah <ED_P> k <ED_P> so <ED_P> i hear steps <ED_P> up the stairs <ED_P> and then i see my fathr <ED_P> break open the door <ED_P> that i locke <ED_P> and <ED_P> in his hand <ED_P> he had <ED_P> a giant fukkin <ED_P> squid. <mary-kate> oh <ED_P> then he pushed me onto my bed <ED_P> and made the squid rape me with it's tentacles <ED_P> 1 by 1 <ED_P> it was so slimyyyy <mary-kate> oh my <Goran> that's horrible <ED_P> i couldnt stop twitchin <ED_P> 4 lyk <ED_P> 4 hours <ED_P> but this seems like <ED_P> at least 100 years ago <mary-kate> you were how old when he did this? <ED_P> lyk <ED_P> 12 <mary-kate> he was arrested i hope for that? because that's illegal <ED_P> nono <ED_P> he ran away <ED_P> b4 i cud get up <ED_P> all of our relatives <ED_P> thot of him <ED_P> lyk an hero <ED_P> so now <ED_P> i ned sum heel <ED_P> hel plz <mary-kate> do you have a psychoatrist or psychologist to talk to in real life? <mary-kate> you can stay here too <ED_P> no they think i m weird <ED_P> u dont think im weird do u? <mary-kate> no i don't <ED_P> k gud <ED_P> bcuz no 1 else wants to talk <Goran> the psychiatrist gave me pills but i didn't take them <Goran> i could see he was albanian <ED_P> wut r u, serbian? <mary-kate> pills are used way too often <Goran> yes, serb <Goran> the albanians, they kill my mother, father <Goran> kill all <mary-kate> i was 9 and 13, when i was molested myself, my dad hurt me at night one night and it was very hard for me to sleep in that bed again for a long time <Goran> how did he molest you <mary-kate> i was in my bed, i was still in diapers, he put his thing inside me and it hurt <Goran> you were in diapers when you were 9? <mary-kate> yes, i wasn't very well potty trained yet <Goran> oh <Goran> did he take off the diaper first? <mary-kate> yeah <Goran> or did he j-j-jam it in <mary-kate> he took it off like he was gonna change it but didn't put a new one on me <Goran> sounds horrible <mary-kate> and that's when he did it <ED_P> omg. <ED_P> were his hands cold? <mary-kate> yeah <Goran> :( i feel sorry for you mary-kate <ED_P> aww <ED_P> that sucks <mary-kate> and he was too large :( <ED_P> did he split your vag open like moses did the sea? <mary-kate> yes it hurt <mary-kate> because i was so small and he was so large <ED_P> ouch <Goran> what about when you were 13 <mary-kate> same thing but i wasn't in diapers anymore as much <ED_P> so you were hoping hed change ur underwear? <mary-kate> yes <Goran> did you poop <mary-kate> no <Goran> once, my uncle made me eat a turd <Goran> it tasted like... indian food <mary-kate> ew <mary-kate> i've never tasted indian food before <Goran> well, now you know how it tastes <Goran> it tastes like albanian food * Longcat (********************) has joined #abuse&healing <mary-kate> ohh ok <Goran> so, you are potty trained now <Goran> yes? <mary-kate> yes <Goran> ah <Goran> in albania, they wipe with hand <Goran> not like serbs <ED_P> well goran <ED_P> at least their hands <ED_P> are warm <ED_P> rite? <Goran> yes, very much so <ED_P> the squid was pretty cold <mary-kate> i don't know if i wanna live in albania then heh <Goran> yes, they are very much mean to serb <Goran> mary-kate, are you healed <Goran> to be healing? <Goran> yes? <mary-kate> yes starting to <Goran> let us heal together <Goran> i heal you good very much so <ED_P> my vag is stil healin <Goran> like this: te biti iscjelitelj , Albanac svinja pas <Goran> i heal you like serb, yes? <mary-kate> i don't know what serb means <Goran> serb, from serbiya <Goran> serbia <Longcat> my father anally raped me :( <mary-kate> oh ok <Longcat> using fecal matter as lube :((( <Goran> oh <mary-kate> yikes <Goran> yes, albanian custom <Longcat> how did you know I am from Albania? <Goran> grgishqipy shturgh <Goran> translation <Goran> "the raping of the jew" <Goran> an ancient custom
