DracoMalfoyLover

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DracoMalfoyLover is a Dutch yaoi-obsessed TARTlet who was raided by anonymous for spamming her "work" over at /b/. She is notable for constantly bitching about her relatives dying for the 5th time in order to get donations, and for drawing random yaoi of Invader Zim buttfucking Dib. As if this weren't enough, her online persona is a nearly dead witch, claiming to be over 800 years old. After she realized that her first drawings and journal entries were composed entirely of fail, she started drawing angsty ZaDr comics and bitching about how her close relatives had died for the 5th time in order to receive large donations.

1 Raid
2 Carefully disguised Butthurt and Contradictions
3 Memorable Trolling
4 The 'Holy Shit Comment-Bomb'

[edit] Raid

After Anonymous re-discovered her contradictory garbage on 9-2-07, a raid was inevitable. /i/nfidels collaborated and subsequently raided her dA profile. LJ and Gaia raids followed immediately after. After more dox were leaked, the raid was expanded to include Subeta, NeoPets, FanartCentral and other tumorous growths of the internet. After several false starts, her phone number (listed above) was also leaked. If you are interested in spreading the lulz, please record your calls for the enjoyment of all.

[edit] Carefully disguised Butthurt and Contradictions

After she was raided and spammed the link to this article, DracoMalfoyLover updated her devianTART journal mentioning it in a lighthearted way, suggesting that she doesn't care. However, seeing that she used the XD smiley twice, it appears that she is trying to convince herself that she is "bemused" and cover up her butthurt.

She has deleted all dox posted on her profile, and changed her real MSN and RL name on her profile, which is not exactly the sort of thing a person that doesn't care would do. Her dox are up on 420chan /i/ board, where the raid is recognized as epic win.

After Anonymous revealed the little whore's scams and trolled the fuck out of her, DracoMalfoyLover BALEETED her journal entry asking if it would be a good idea to start doing commissions (PROTIP: shitty artwork doesn't bring in the money, so no). She also BALEETED her journal entry in which she appeared to be "bemused" and to think of the raid as a way of her fans showing her their appreciation. So much for the double XD.

To prove that she was so not butthurt, she complained on the 420chan /i/ board, calling all the /i/nfidels nerds - a highly hypocritical action, considering that she herself is an abysmal excuse for an otaku, an Eurofag, and a confirmed Gaiafag.

BadeendDesDoods replies to her journal entry, "You should be proud you're in there with Snapesnogger" O RLY?

Translation:They tried to seduce me to write negative reactions on my userpage... but such trolling are CUTE and makes me ' love ' you even more ^_^ That people even take the time for something like that... Those are REAL fans!!! Because, as we know, all reactions are from fans, since DracoMalfoyLover is so good that nobody can have a negative opinion of her.

Apparently, she is threatening us with b& IRL. O noes!!1!11

lol, contradictions

[edit] Memorable Trolling

By dA troll Tacgnol69

[edit] The 'Holy Shit Comment-Bomb'

On 20 september, a heroic anonymous comment-bombed her DA profile with a mix of SOCKS, relays and a small botnet with over 9000 comments. There are literaly over 9000 comments (Around 13000 thousand), making her DA skyrocket to most popular. It is still unknown how the admins will react to this, but chances are she'll get banhammered.

[edit] Day 1

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my fur. I love the sound of our cats getting castrated. Every time I hear it, I wave my paws. The sound of our dog barking is my favourite lullaby.

[edit] Day 2

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my . If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a faggot. I'm not big enough to satisfy myself though. It is so nice and warm in here.

[edit] Day 3

You know what Mommy, I'm a Fox!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you wimper. You sound so un-furry. It makes me sad too, and I wimper with you even though you can't hear me.

[edit] Day 4

Mommy, my fur is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time sucking myself off. I can turn my head and cum in my eyes and stretch my . I am becoming quite good at it too.

[edit] Day 5

You went to a /b/tard today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a Fox. I am a Fox Mommy, your Foxy. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

[edit] Day 6

I can hear that /b/tard again. I don't like him. He seems cold and like a fursecutor. Something is intruding my home. The /b/tard called it a . Mommy it's tearing me apart! It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No . . .

[edit] Day 7

Mommy, I'm burning. Now I can yiff in hell, in the fiery pits of eternal damnation. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

One more furfag that was stopped. Two more balls that will never be able to reproduce. Two more paws that will never touch. A tail that will never wag. A that will never yiff.

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