From Encyclopedia Dramatica
True Art of a True Artist
It just keeps getting better.
The magic of photoshop. Also this "thing" has a name. It's "Paizuri". No joke.
Here we have a 100.000-year old Hentai Angel with over a 100 daughters, over 100 sons and is the High Rank Kyonuyy Goddess. DON'T PISS THIS GIRL OFF!!
Eiken-Master-Jay is an untalented, self-centered sonic fanboy who according to himself is 19 years old (though judging from his crappy drawings and faggot appearance he's around the level of a six-year old with Parkinsons.) His favourite series include Naruto, Sonic and Happy Days. His favourite interests are technology, anime, manga, japanese culture, buttsechs, drawing obese, fat and disgusting anatomically incorrect asexual angel-womens and dressing up as a melon and getting a pencil up his penis. He likes breasts, and has to resolute into making them huge like gaping vaginas since he has never really touched an IRL girl. Just look how crappy his art is.
Oh, did i mention he's a flaming furry faggot?
[edit] Fag doesn't know Grammar
lol buddy your funny. you took it waay overboard. i said this " i would have taken it better if you didnt say "learn how to spell" its insultive." but clearly you cant comprehend such things. your not pissing me off buddy your just some nobody. as you can see im clearly handling this in a calm manner. i listen to critiques but your not doing that.what your doing is insulting.i will say this, finaly i had something to read today. so im gonna wait for one more reply from you befor i block you. and remember. take it like a man.
IT'S YOU'RE NOT YOUR YOU CUNT!!
He gets pissed off whenever someone tries to tell him advice and improve his art. Hovewer, like any true and hardcore DA-fag, he can't stand critique.
with my computer fixed and new art up on da im feeling very happy. that is untill however some retards get the idea to insult me and what not on some of my newst pics HAAAAAAH. YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP ME FUUUCKERS??? IM FEELING BETTER THEN EVER AND YOUR COMMTNTS ONLY MAKE ME A BETTER PERSON SO AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. one moron says You are the reason why there are stereotypes tward males. BIG BOOBS DOES NOT MAKE A GOOD DRAWING. AHAHAHAHA THATS A BUNCH OF BULL MONKIES... dude... its called talent. it takes alot of work to draw this stuff. another person says this is crap MAKES ME LAUGH EVEN MOORE AHAHAHAHAHA im SOOOOO disrespectfull cause i draw stuff like this if i can draw anatomy correct i should do it instead of this crap.... BITE MY SHINNEY METAL ASS. I DRAW WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT WHY I WANT.. beleave it or not there is a legitamite reason i draw this. SOOOOO TO ALL YOU FUTURE MORONS OUT THERE WHO THINK YOUR COMMENTS DO ANY THING.. IT DOSNET! IT MAKES ME HAPPIER TO KNOW YOU MONKIES DROPED BY TO LEAVE ME ACOMMENT.its just another comment for my comment box we all have our opinions. ah i feel much better now so no hard feelings im a fogiving guy.. .. oh by the way.. now i was disrespectfull.. rant mode ended
MOAR PLEASE
i agree with you.omg kawaii and the like are opinons and im not that great which is why im in art classes at the collage im in.and since you are a bachelor of blah blah blah, you should know the word " constructive criticism" in any case ,thanks for dropping by i had a wonderful time talking to you. havent had this much fun in a while. oh btw im blocking you because your annoying,rude, and think your right. not because i cant take criticism.
good day sir.
BLOOOOOCKED lol
He goes to collage.
[edit] Musical Tastes
hardcore techno, jpop, jrock, heavy metal, some rock, system of a down,nightwish, lots o dj's, Linkin Park
[edit] Other Shitty Info
- His parents hate him
- He's a virgin. Obviously.
- He still attends Collage.
[edit] External Links
eiken-master-jay on DevianTART
