Hhhippo
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[edit] The legend
The legend of zack is famous and often feared. Imagine a boy, so strange, and so fucked up, that he truely believes that being morbidly obese is sexually attractive.
Many researchers believe Zack was formed from evolution within a local garbage dump outside of Los Angeles where two bags of potato chips and a wet cloth formed his body. He slowly grew and took the form of an average homosexual California boy.
[edit] DA Community
Currently, Zack is hiding on devianTART befriending other furries who also think being a fat fuck is hot. You can make fun of him at http://www.hhhippo.deviantart.com
He is also known for randomly banning random people from his DA page. Most scientists agree this is because he is retarded.
He is friends with the retarded Christian furry, MarkyVigoroth.
[edit] Fetishes
Zack is also known for having many stupid fetishes. These include inflation, scat, and shoving bike pumps up his ass. He as also been known to scream "HEIL!" on MSN for no apparent reason.
It is pretty obvious Zack is a furry, as he finds fat, ugly creatures with fur, sexually atteractive. Zack also likes to dress like a hippo. Neighbors say they have seen him out at night in his trademark costume raping wild deer.
[edit] Online 'Relationships'
He also has a girlfriend online, who is as fucked up as he is. She accepts "Neopoints" as currency, and claims various people are her long lost cousins. But we all know they're made up. She also hates Zack. But that is only because Zack hates jews. In "her" spare time, she draws pictures of Zacks retarded fursona for money. Her pictures include a few of him shitting. You can visit "her" at http://www.captainoimar.deviantart.com
In a recent stunning development, it has been proven that his "girlfriend" is actually a crossdressing male pedophile.
[edit] Zack shows off on YouTube
When zack isn't fagging it up on DA or causing mass suicide on MSN, he's whoring himself out to people on youtube! He is so proud of being morbidly obese, he needs to show the world. You can visit his video collection of eye death at: http://www3.youtube.com/profile?user=ZackBarX3 (DELETED!!!)
This disgusting behaviour has gotten him a small following of fans who are readily available to give him asspats and compliments.
Comments such as:
hallabaloo123| December 22, 2006 cool man you are one big boy its SEXY thou grow bigger n bigger itz soo sexy
litter his page for your reading pleasure.
You should also note that he is NUDE in these videos. Viewing this may cause small animals to implode or small children to catch fire.
[edit] More recent crap
A few days ago, Zack found out about his spotlight here. Needless to say, like all furries, he went batshit insane. He ranted and raved for a few hours and eventually threatened to take legal actions for posting a picture of him. "Arashi" is Zack and it was taken from an MSN convo.
Arashi- Colony Queen says: *Pays net bill* I'm back and....dude, it IS illegal, I only showed it to Cortez, THAT'S ALL, he decided to show it over to you, and you put it up on ED, don't defend yourself, dude. I want it down, or I will press charges. Say what you have to to the mods, just get it down, Mr. SwingAN.
Since the picture was taken from a public domain and has no commercial value, he can't do shit about it. Zack sure knows the American legal system. Srsly.
Zack recently blocked both authors of this article, so here's some of his contact information: E-mail: gigadraco2000@hotmail.com MSN: gigadraco2000@hotmail.com AIM: zackbarzahd, zackbarX3
[edit] Gallery
 Zack is a Furry. Here is a pic of him with his ugly girlfriend. |
 Done by the fat fuck Fatferaligatr. |
 Here is more proof of Zacks everlasting homosexuality. |
 Another lovely picture by zack after apparently eating the planet earth. Zack truly is the essence of normal. |
 Zack is too stupid to understand what people mean when they tell him that he has no friends.. So they have to draw it for him. Like in this picture! |
 DO NOT WANT |
Zack, you're a dumbass.
[edit] External Links
- His deviant art page, don't mention food.
- Zack's page on FurAffinity. Remember, he's not a furry, he's a CHARACTER.
