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O RLY?

A real winner.

A troll's brilliant fan art for ROTS.

Realm-Of-The-Shadows is a Protestant fuckwit and a Nazi, and hates Catholics, as he believes them to be fish-worshipping satanists and Freemasons. He enjoys drawing lots of fail and preaching his batshit insane views to his little fuck buddies, such as DBoyWheeler and Sonicrocksmysocks. He is delusional and seems to think he rules over some kind of imaginary kingdom, as evidenced by his retarded username. His love of 'God' comes in second only to "the best in anime and manga ever!".

[edit] A Totally Superior History of ROTS

[edit] Kansas and ROTS

Kansas, home to flaming homosexuals, potatoes and coon prick. Also, though not an often-discussed fact, Kansas holds the largest density per-square-mile of retarded, racist, inbred, homophobic, batshit insane conspiracy-theorist hillbillies known on the planet. Kansas holds many dark secrets in its fields. Many dark secrets.

One of the dark secrets Kansas holds is ROTS, who once occupied Kansas, or rather, its fields rather than its houses, since the Totalitarian United States Government Illuminati Service have hundreds if not thousands of spy satellites in the fabricated propaganda tool known as space in geostationary orbit watching over every citizen in Kansas through their walls. It was in these fields that ROTS was raised until the vigorous age of 34 where he left the fields to warn the world of the perils and lies of the government.

[edit] Prolonged Effects of Corn

During his prolonged stay in the fields of Kansas, ROTS was subjected to mind altering corn, found the only book of truth and contracted AIDS after being consensually raped by a tractor after he mistook it for a pure virgin Christian tractor, which might explain his homophobia and his complete devotion to the true law.

It might also because of the corn that ROTS (mistaking them for visions from God) somehow recieved a direct dream feed during Weeaboo Central TV, which might explain his ability to speak the language of the moon.

[edit] Super Duper Weeaboo Powers!!!!111ONELEVEN

Native speakers, beware!

Realm-Of-Shit made up a Wapanese name for himself, Kazuma Mikage. As if that wasn't enough animu shit for you, he also pretends to know Japanese by writing it on his art. When people correct his butchering of the language, he of course throws a fucking hissy fit, complete with empty banhammer threats.

He also has a running list of which animes and mangas are ok for his imaginary subjects. Basically his only criteria for something to be good is for it to be animu. However, if it has gays in it, watch out! It will be relegated to the (and I quote) "OFFICIAL ANIME AND MANGA BLACKLIST OF THE REALM"!!1

Realm-Of-The-Shadows has also been known to post photographs of his amazing collection of otaku crap, in what can only be interpreted as some misguided attempt at being sugoi. The photos are complete with post-it notes describing his collection, as well as parental basement scenery.

[edit] Run-Of-The-Mill Career Aspirations

Like any good Wapanese, Realm-Of-Shit wants to move to Japan and become a famous mangaka. Here is his creative philosophy:

“	And DESPITE my mental shortcomings of not thinking before i speak, i SHALL carry my ambition and resolve to use anime to inspire to the grave fulfilled and completed in all it was created to accomplish(by my hand of course) God bless you to ALL who show support!	„
—Realm-Of-The-Shadows

If your response was WTF, then there's a good chance you're not retarded.

[edit] Realm-Of-The-Shadows's HUEG Ego

Realm-Of-The-Suck thinks he is the best thing that has ever happened to the open internets. He honestly believes his art is in the top 10% of all art in the world and that he is a better artist than people such as Banzchan (LOL). As such, he has no qualms about asking people to watch him, asking people for money, and waving around his completely factual statements about everything.

“	i created this ED account to counter my growing opposition stemmed from a page made about me as a result of the page 'Realm-Of-The-Shadows' created against me in the moment i shown weakness, i have had consistent disturbances both on my DA page and other places as a result	„
—ROTS

Retard-Of-The-Shadows begs for at least $10,000 to make his crap armor.	Watch out! He can crush you through the tubes!!111	Realm-of-the-Shadows: Warrior of GAWD!	Realm only worships God for the complex.
Lets not forget the sin of Vanity!	Possible Hugbox?

[edit] Lol, Pwnt

In the event that someone totally hands him his ass, he will hide their comments and block them because, deep down inside, he is really a pussy.

[edit] Examples

The attack...

...And the response!

Oh noes! Uncalled for and almost unforgiveable!!1

Butthurt over a comment another TARTlet made to him IRL about his "art," ROTS posts a threatening journal entry.

[edit] Pope Hat Conspiracies and Other Delusions

According to the following irrefutable proof, all Catholics are really Babylonians who like fish and probably also liek mudkips a little too much. This is the type of airing of grievances you would likely expect from fundies like Retard-Of-The-Shadows. However, it is ironic that the Pope's hat/Catholics-are-evil conspiracy is of utmost importance, while titties are perfectly ok and featured everywhere in his art. Retard-Of-The-Shadows must think that Jesus and God approve of titties more than fish hats. Their opinion of mudkips is yet unknown, but it probably says somewhere in the Bible that God and Jesus liek them.

[edit] Realm-Of-The-Shadows on Catholicsm

This, by the way, is not a single journal entry, but only part of the footer on every single one of his journal entries. Talk about tl;dr.

Links on the journal: PROVEN, ABSOLUTE TRUTH!!!!1

OBELISKS MAKE YOU EGYPTIAN FURRIES!!!1

[edit] Analysis

Professor Fact Cat doesn't even know where to start on this shit.

srsly.

[edit] Illuminatithink

In addition to his pope hat conspiracy theory, Realm-Of-Fail believes in the Gay Agenda, that Satan is a real person (he is, in fact, a furry), and that by being an annoying prick he can stop these things from taking over the world.

Anything that Realm-Of-Crap dislikes or disagrees with is a tool of (insert some other name of Satan here). Someone doesn't like your shitty art? TOOL OF TEH DEVIL!!!1 Unpopped popcorn kernels? THEY ARE BEING CONTROLLED BY SATAN!!!1 Yaoi in your animu? TEH WORK OF BEELZEBUB!!!!11ONE

[edit] Epic Journal Event

ROTS's quest for justice.

Retard-Of-The-Shadows almost instantly discovered this page and immediately proceeded to write a crybaby journal entry calling for the intervention of an e-lawyer. After a day of high-profile lulz facilitated by his journal's #1 place on the devianTART Today page, it appears Retard-Of-The-Shadows has decided to GTFO the internets for a little while. Faced with extreme butthurt, Retard-Of-The-Shadows has deleted all his journals and art and has seemingly abdicated as lord of the Realm-Of-The-Shadows.

In his quest to find an e-lawyer and to pursue an internet lawsuit, Retard-Of-The-Shadows went through many stages of lulz, starting with a hissy fit and the calling of waaaambulances and ending finally with him receiving some truly epic spamming on his userpage and journal.

[edit] Lulz Harvested from the Event

If he had only known, ROTS could have TOTALLY stopped this ED article from happening!	God persecutes people every day. lol what?	ROTS knows exactly how ED works	Trust only ROTS' OWN WORDS, not this article. Okay then!
ROTS can't appreciate lulz :'[	Wasn't he going to let God Smite us? Guess God can't use the tubes.	ROTS commits a sin by leading Christians away from faith. Or he does a civic good, same diff.
ROTS suspects lolly in the creation of this page

[edit] His Art (LOL)

Did you know
that... Realm-Of-The-Shadows has a tablet?

Made mostly of fail and AIDS, Retard-Of-The-Shadows's art is shitty animu with some ripoff and a dash of tracing. Since Retard-Of-The-Shadows is incapable of creativity and other forms of higher thought, he just takes art from old series with large hentai caches, such as Evangelion, edits it a little, and slaps some God on it to make it his own. He has been reported as an art thief, though a final verdict on this has not yet been reached.

When given critique, he makes an excuse for it such as "I like it this way" instead. Since his art is mostly tracings from "How to Draw Anime" books, he can't go and do shit on his own. In some ways, he is similar to Snapesnogger since he does not take critique very well.

Color is not part of his vocabulary, as evidenced by at least 100 crap doodles in his gallery. On the occasions where he remembers that art is usually supposed to have colors in it, he uses Photoshop and Illustrator to make eye-nukes with 255 red, green, and blue.

[edit] Existing Examples

This proves Retard-Of-The-Shadows is a Nazi.

Hooray for walls of text!

tl;dr, amirite?

OH GOD THE RGB, MY EYES BURN.

[edit] Supposed Upcoming Series

Retard-Of-The-Shadows draws the same 2 or 3 characters all the time. He continuously talks about some epic story he's been making for 10 years and plans on working on it for another 5 like it's going to be the next Lord of the Rings or something. Unfortunately, Retard-Of-The-Shadows is a 20-something uncreative Jesustard office bitch, rather than a linguistics professor at Oxford. When confronted with the high levels of fail in his characters and story so far, he mentioned Dragonball Z. This of course proves that the quality level of his story will be well over 9000.

[edit] Characters

[edit] Protagonists

ROTS in mecha cosplay.

Kazuki/Kazuma/Ryuusei: His self-insert character that has no personality, a constantly changing name, and some kind of magical armor suit. He's supposed to be the main protagonist, but he really has no point. A good example of a male Mary Sue.

Skill(s): crying, tits.

Aina: A whiny little cunt, Aina is Kazuma's girlfriend/wife. She has no point at all except to stand around and cry all the time because she can't do jack shit.

[edit] Antagonists

Clearly, the epitome of evil.

Gandhi: Retard-Of-The-Shadows believes that peace can only be achieved by war, much like virginity can only be achieved by fucking. This, as well as the fact that Retard-Of-The-Shadow is a racist, makes Gandhi a terrorist. This character is killed off by some unspecified character named Vegandarae.

We should fear not the apocalypse, but the textwalling that will come with it.

Akuma: Satan. The generic supervillan-type badguy. Also a badass cd by the japanese noise band Boris.

Coincidentally, it appears that Satan also grew up in Kansas, because he uses inbred yokel grammatical constructions such as "I do it so well that I don't get hardly any credit for it".

[edit] Plot

See Bible.

[edit] The Hall of Screencaps

This section is reserved for luzy screencaps of crazy shit ROTS has said. All are welcome to add more, converge upon devianTART and collect the lulz. A good place to start is his dA activity.

Gay marriage is destroying France as we speak	Roman Catholics spawn teh gays. lol what?	God will keep ROTS alive until He helps him achieve all his weeaboo goals in life	ROTS shall rebuke thee with copypasta!
When ROTS finds Noah's Ark we'll ALL see the fallacy of science	What happens when Bible-thumpers watch too many episodes of The Flintstones	Carbon dating is a sham! ROTS knows so!	God just WANTS us to think the Earth is old. That explains everything!
No scientist anywhere believes in God	ROTS totally wins fights IRL, he's a master of psychological warfare, and he compares himsef to some anime character	ROTS thinks the Catholics are out to kill him	Oh shi- ROTS thinks Jack Chick is truth
"Role Playing originallly has its roots in witchcraft"	Oh snap, ROTS done dissed Mohammed. He should prepare himself for Jihad	ROTS admits to hearing voices	ROTS has some misconceptions about the Jews
Christian Fundamentalism is all that keeps Realm from suicide	"Anything that takes away from time with God is a sin". Do internets count?