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LinktheWolf

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LinktheWolf likes to torture animals and rape their corpses. If you know his current whereabouts, please contact the police immediately!

Augh, no wonder he's into beastiality

His fursona, attractive, muscular... everything LinktheWolf isnt.

LinktheWolf sits on his roof pretending to be deep in thought.

LinktheWolf aka "Resident Oddball" is a pimple-ridden, scum-sucking, low-life furfag, internet tough guy, and a general attention whore on DevianTART. How did he get this way? It's actually a very simple blend if three parts loser, two parts superiority complex, and one part emo, shown here in this recipe. He spends his weekends writing romance songs and shit fantasy stories. When he's not doing that he's either masturbating to furry porn, drawing furry porn, or making counterfeit Tamiflu. He's best buddies with internet tough guy iRONAS, and they both plan to take down 4chan and 7chan, and protect the innocent weeaboos and furfags on DevianTART from massive lulz. In reality, they just "spy" on 7chan's /i/nvasion board and report troll accounts to the mods.

1 Complete Lack of Originality Skillz
2 Politics lulz
3 Lulz Journals
4 Link the Sick Fuck
5 BEST FRIENDS
6 External Links

[edit] Complete Lack of Originality Skillz

Proof that LinktheWolf's brain stopped developing when he was twelve is evident in his completely unlulzy Homestar Runner fanart/tracing maros. LiketheWolf knows he can't draw worth shit, so he took up writing really crappy stories. Unfortunately, he's so fucking stupid he's incapable of coming up with anything original, so he pretty much just writes fan fiction [even though he never categorizes his shit as fan fiction]. So far he has ripped off: Star Wars, Harry Potter, The Legend of Zelda, and Magic: The Gathering. The main reason he sticks to fanfiction is because when he tries original stuff, he falls flat on his face, example: one of his characters is named "Jesse Sapphireeyes," seriously. As you can see, absolutely nobody reads or comments on his shitty stories.

He draws Homestar Runner fanart...	Looks like he's giving Tim Buckley a run for his money	He thinks this is funny	More beautiful art
LinktheWolf is an absolute whore when it comes to pageviews

It's a miracle because he's touching a girl

LinktheWolf has the impression that songs/poetry isn't truly good unless it rhymes. Doubtless to say, he must spend many hours on rhymingdictionary.com composing his love melodies for his boyfriends.

“	Hey babe, I wanna be your boo. I’m so in love with you. I’m telling you its true. I know you love me too, The truth is now in view, I’m so in love with you.	„
—LinktheWolf, serenading his furfag boyfriends

“	As I sit here in the basement, you see Surrounded by sadness, food, and cable TV I just where my life went so wrong...	„
—LinktheWolf, proving everything we say about him is true

By far the lulziest thing he does is draw pictures of his fursona dancing around with his self-designed guitars with copyrighted music all around him. It's undeniable proof that he's a rockstar-- in his mind.

[edit] Politics lulz

LinktheWolf is anti-Bush, just like 87% of Americans. However, instead of doing something about it, he takes copyrighted photos of bush and tries to turn them into lulzy macros. It seems as though nobody told him Bush-bashing is about as edgy as a watermelon; and his jokes fucking suck. He also thinks that the Pope is evil and plotting to brainwash the entire world, 1984 style.

Does anyone think he's funny?

LinktheWolf HAET the Pope!

Some very thoughtful insight by LinktheWolf

Who let LinktheFox on the internets?

[edit] Lulz Journals

apparently LinktheWolf goes to college in Wisconsin. Aside from being an internet tough guy, he also admits he doesn't shower, and if you're wondering just how popular he is with the ladies; he decorated his dorm room with Optimus Prime stuff.

LinktheWolf reflects on being a freak

Lulz are highlighted in yellow; lies highlighted in red

This is how many views/comments/+faves that most of LinktheWolf's art gets

LinktheWolf HAETS trolls.

Don't mess with this bad dude!

iRONASS and his fuckbuddy LinktheWolf engaging in their favorite sexual activity.

iRONAS and Linkthewolf planning to BANKRUPT 4CHAN!

Journal Summary:

[edit] Link the Sick Fuck

Warning!:
These images are incredibly graphic and disturbing. They are pictures taken by LinktheWolf after mutilating cats! Looking at them will make you vomit and cry!

LinktheWolf thinks this is funny.	What a sick fuck...	Ejaculate in a dog's eye	I think I'm going to throw up...
Seriously, these are making me sick	What the fuck is wrong with this kid?