Dave Chappelle
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Dave Chapelle is the comedian behind the insanely popular Chapelle's Show. If you have not heard of it before now, then I'm glad that you've finally gotten back on your schizophrenia medications and welcome back.
Much to the undissatisfication of Comedy Central, Dave basically fell off the face of the Earth around the time that they were planning to tape the new season of his show. Rumor has it that he is holed up in some South African mental hospital and currently writing new jokes about niggers with his own excrement on the concrete walls. At least he still has hobbies. The undeniable fact that George Bush doesn't care about black people finally drove him mad.
He also believes that being a millionaire makes his life suck more.
Crazy crackers started up a site to conspire against the dark crusades that brainwashed Chapelle.(Chappelletheory.com)
[edit] Famous Quotes
- Put your goddamn cock away!
- Fuck your couch, nigger!
- Nigga what the fuck is juice?! I WANT GRAPE DRINK!
- SKEET SKEET SKEET
- Wacka, wacka!
- Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!
[edit] The Death of a Beloved Icon
As of Sunday, October 2, 2005, 2:03 am EST Dave Chappelle is now deceased. The autopsy report concludes that he died of angina pectoris in combination with the sharpened soup spoon that a white person lodged in his neck because he thought that Dave was "being a racist". BULL SHIET!
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