Hyphy
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Hyphy (HI-FEE) is a form of rap culture and music AIDS.
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[edit] In the beginning...
In the beginning of Hyphy, there were a lot of people who wanted to dance to rap, but couldn't dance. So a bunch of rappers decided that they would make music about getting "stupid" and dancing like you were a retard. Many people from the Bay Area liked this shit, so they made "The Bay" the capital of the Hyphy movement.
[edit] Thizz Faced
There are many dances and other cool things you can do to get Hyphy. Mainly
- Ghostride the Whip - Get out of your car (Escalade on 30 inch rims) while it's in neutral and dance on it.
- Gas Brake Dip - Alternate your foot on the gas pedal and the brake.
- Thizz Face - Make a contortion on your face like you smell some piss. This is usually what happens when you take some thizz, or ecstacy.
- Put yo stunna shades on-put em on lol.. plain and simple
- Shake em dreds- dumbass retards with dreadlocks shake them so they can feel welcomed and respected with the bay area!
Whalley- if your from surrey, canada rep yo set niggz
[edit] Mac Dre
Mac Dre, the "Hyphy Overlord" was killed by taking Thizz. He was about to go into the Guinness Book of World Records by being the person to make the longest thizz face when he died from taking ecstacy. It wasn't actually the ecstacy that killed him, it was that he choked on the pill and none of the niggas around knew how to perform the Heimlich Maneuver or call 911.
[edit] Hyphy Today
Although many people were saddened by Mac Dre's death, all of the things that caused Mac Dre to die are still being performed every day. Hyphy's most commercial hit was "Tell Me When To Go" by Hyphy artist E-40. Count Blackula has made repeated attempts to take control of our hyphy culture sparking a civil war between the BAY BITCHES and 124 Street dreadshakers.
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Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em
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