Catnarok
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Catnarok is the long-awaited epic battle between Longcat and Tacgnol, or Tacgnol dna Longcat. This cosmic battle has been foretold since the beginning of time.
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[edit] Harbingers and signs of what is to come
Ceiling cat will warn Anonymous that Catnarok is nigh. It will be the meow of doom. The Internet Hate Machine will begin to operate at maximum force. Limecat will not be amused. Happy Snake will be happy. The pool will be closed. Raptor Jesus will go extinct. Auschwitz will be fired up again. Gay porn will be posted on every MySpace page. All I-Pods will be stolen. Curtains will be drawn. LOL will be corrupted. No dogs will be left to buy. All furfags will be yiffing in hell. Lazers will be charged to previously unknown levels.
It will be the Day of Reckoning.
[edit] The most awesome thing the world has ever witnessed
Longcat and Tacgnol will meet at the chosen ground on Caturday and begin their long, sacred battle. This battle between light and darkness will endure for a thousand æons, but the passage of time will seem like just a few seconds. It will be an even match, a purrfect balance, so neither can fail. It will thus be an epic win, as the world is cleansed of faggotry and AIDS.
[edit] After the end
After Catnarok, Longcat and Tacgnol will rest as one. The world will be fresh and unspoiled and full of joy. Everyone will eat delicious cockcake. All flavors of cat food will be on sale. Cracky-Chan will come back. Time will begin again, the two halves of the great feline will split and Catnarok will once again be foretold, the signs and memes will be made manifest and the ancient cycle of Catnarok will continue endlessly.
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 Purification time |
 Happy Snake |
 There can only be one. |
 The universe is at stake! |
 Catnarok has always been, never is not, and always will be |
 The battle will rip the skies asunder |
 The battle begins as the first city falls. |
 no one is safe |
 Longdog and Godgnol? |
