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Culexor
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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CuleXor (real name: James McKinley Jr.) is a coloured, negroid activist director on the YouTubes. A disciple of Spike Lee, he was also born without a Funny Bone and the lulz gene (otherwise known as Sickle-cell Anemia) making him an Angry Black Man -or the Black Andy Rooney. However, ED's crack staff of Internets Detectives and Doctors have recently unearthed damning evidence that he is -in fact- suffering from Terminal Sperm Backup (see confession to right).
![Not that there's anything wrong with it but Culexor is a big fan of Spengbob [1] and has a pretty cool tattoo of this on his inner left thigh.](/web/20071217151131/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Gay_spongebob.jpeg)
Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down It will take about 7 or 8 minutes, so just sit down, n00b I'll tell you how I became the biggest nigra ass on JewTube PeppermintPatti was sad A response I made Childish as a playground Bland as lemonade Waxing and whining and whinging and such So far up her ass I had my feet in her crotch When a couple of /b/tards Who were up for the lulz Started making avi's - they were CybarTrolls I watched one little bit And my brain went BOOM I spent the whole rest of that weekend Barricaded in my room I made A response to wattagecat, romantic and more Never seeing I was being an attention whore Missing the point Consumed with my rage You can read about me now on my own ED page
[edit] The Story of Culexor
"Jamestopia", a world that takes place in the subconcious of a young psychic warrior named James Lightning. James hears about a threat from an evil entity named Culexor, hence my username! There is an item in the core of James' subconcious known as the Mystic Gem, which holds the power to open the gate to "Altered Earth", which is known as the 'Real World'. If Culexor manages to retrieve the Mystic Gem, he will end up using James' mind and body to wonder into the real world!
Culexor was once given Sagelike advice by Johnny Rebel:
Hey quit your bitching, niggers and just let things be You're messing up big time, take it from me Quit your bitching, nigger or you'll get your due Cause the Ku Klux Klan will come calling on you You got money and jobs and your equal rights Given by the government You got welfare, food stamps, a medical card And sometimes a little free rent You just keep begging, taking everything we've got But damn you nigger, don't you think it's time to stop -Johnny Rebel
It is safe to say that Culexor didn't take this advice, and decided not only to keep on bitching, but to use YouTube to continue to bitch publicly.
It has also been revealed that Culexor works at Applebees, for the sole purpose of stealing Chikins, Watermelon, and Hennisey from the white man. When he had completely ran out of chikins, he made a bloodoath with PeppermintPatti, which promised that he would continue denying that JEWS DID WTC and defending her, her bears, and defeat any of her enemies, under the terms that she would continue sending him Chikins. Although, Peppermint Patti has left YouTube, he continues to defend her, that fatty who eats cars, that dungeons and dragons nerd to the death, in the hopes that he will recieve more chikins.
[edit] Leader of the Cu Clex Clan
"My race is more superior than yours!" -
[edit] Culexor meets NAMBLA
[edit] Culexor is a pedo?
The answer is yes!
[edit] Even ChaCha.com Guides Agree, Culexor is a Homo
Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Andrew(77940) Andrew(77940): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi Andrew(77940): hello! Andrew(77940): how may i help you? You: there's this bully at my school named culexor, and he always beats up on white kids like me Andrew(77940): hmm Andrew(77940): take boxing classes You: i wanted to find out his phone number You: and prank call him Andrew(77940): ohhh why not just go to his house? You: i don't know where he lives Andrew(77940): ahh Andrew(77940): follow him home You: i ride the bus Andrew(77940): hmm Andrew(77940): bribe your bus driver to follow him home You: he has a geo neo and speeds off listening to 50 cent Andrew(77940): or mabe the administrators Andrew(77940): they'll hook you up You: i'm kinda poor You: i only get 3$ for lunch Andrew(77940): damn ask around i guess Andrew(77940): save your lunch money You: maybe the bus driver will accept sexual favors for currency? Andrew(77940): you can wait till you get home to eat Andrew(77940): haha mabe? You: oh, cool You: do you want to have sex with me? Andrew(77940): nah i got a girlfriend You: oh You: many people don't pass up this 12 year old booty Andrew(77940): if you say so You: can you find any pornography of anyone around my age? You: older men gross me out Andrew(77940): nah im straight Andrew(77940): you from 4chan? Andrew(77940): where are all the chacha convos at Andrew(77940): i cant find them You: i'll find it for you Andrew(77940): ok cool thanks You: http://img.4chan.org/b/res/20590723.html#20590723 You: while you are at it, this is the guy who beats me up You: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qwTsYrXLE4I Andrew(77940): lol alright Andrew(77940): haha wow You: that guy is a total racist You: he kills white kids and buries them under the ocean Andrew(77940): ohh wow Andrew(77940): yea he seems like a homo You: yeah, totally Andrew(77940): lol
 Culexor's orange tshirt - fashion statement or security blanket? |
 Culexor curing his sperm backup. |
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[edit] External Links
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Culexor on Youtubelol, suspended. - Culexor's new account
- Culexor on MySpace
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Culexor.comlol, gone. -
Talentmatchbaleeted. -
edoggers pagegone - RPG Maker - what the hell is this
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Click username 'Culexor' -
Culexor's latest bestselling game
[edit] See Also
