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Shit nobody cares about

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Abort, Retry, Fail?
Abort, Retry, Fail?

These are the opinions of Nobody in particular. Because Nobody cares, No one likes you, and Nobody gives a shit. If that's not enough Nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the subway diet, still Nobody cares.

It's absolutely true...
It's absolutely true...
Barely a flicker!
Barely a flicker!

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, Nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

Yes, you too, Noxn.

But I don't see anyone.........oh.
But I don't see anyone.........oh.
And don't forget it!
And don't forget it!
FILE HERE OK
FILE HERE OK

[edit] List of Shit Nobody Cares About

! to Asian People
Asian fetish to CF Hardcore
CGI to DA dAmn Exploit
DAoC to Elephants
Elf to Gang of Four
Gang rape to IM
IMDB to Kang
Kangashaft to Man The Harpoons
Man boobs to Ninjas
Ninjas vs. Pirates to Popular believe
Popular culture to San fagcisco
Sand to StukaFox
StumbleUpYours to Troll's remorse
TrollTalk to Www.mygnrforum.com
Www.nocarlno.com to

[edit] Shit George Bush doesn't care about

Srsly. Noone gives a fucking shit.

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