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Guro

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The single most erotic image ever created.

Got milk?

Western society quickly caught on.

Whether it be an image of a disemboweled samurai with a gangrenous, pincushioned scrotum or a 60 ft tall Jello beast using his 13 year old victim's intestines as both a noose and a cockring, no guro image fails to delight with its cheeky inventiveness. Truly, only someone who does not enjoy slow, brutal, sexualized murder could fail to appreciate the genre.

As such, guro is a beloved and respected branch of Japanese art, said by many to capture the true essence of daily life-as-lived in Japan through the ages.

While a 'textbook definition’ of ero-guro has yet to be seen, the recurring theme definitely consists largely of killing naked anime girls. Usually by means of: big robots, huge ugly as fuck monsters, or twisted psychos with big fucking knives. And almost always with sexual overtones. Because seeing naked anime girls being torn apart is something that seriously needs to be made more erotic.

You will never see ero-guro with a dead guy unless the dead guy is a zombie/vampire/cyborg (or some combination) that is killing naked women and then fucking either their severed limbs or their torsos. This is likely because ero-guro fans are basement-dwellers that could only have sex IRL with a woman whom they had dismembered, and who therefore could not escape. Or they are just sick fucks. Whatever. And in ero-guro, you know skull-fuck doesn't mean a blowjob.....

1 Fun Facts
2 IRL Guro
3 Gallery
4 See Also
5 External Links

[edit] Fun Facts

The group of people that look at ero-guro are known as sick fucks. Now that you are one, click the link to some insight on your new being.
Snuff Films are The IRL Equivalent of ero-guro.
People who love stupid crap like Masters of horror will never admit they fap to this.

[edit] IRL Guro

What's even more popular than rape in japan? that's right, guro!

Dissected-chan

[edit] Gallery

Typical chinese restaurant kitchen	Everybody knows that canned fruit is made in factories from 16 year old azns.	Ero-guro depicting a typical emo girl.	Great success!
Wha...There's NO guys in guro!	OMG tHaT's So KaWaIi!!1 ^_^	Bet that hurt! OOOooooh, Ropes!	Christ on a Cross!!!
Sometimes Furries will join in on the fun.	Delicious cock, I must eat it.	Will give anyone a boner.	Combines two of hentai's specialties: Incest and guro.
Guro in pokemon.	OH MY GOD MY LEGS!!1	She spilled her guts out.	So sexy.
Penis does not go in head.	Lesbians love to slice boobs.	Box cutter,check.little fairies trapped in a little box,check A love for blood,torture and mutilation, check.	Guro loli!!111!
A MILF in action.	WTF happened to this bitch?	What happens when you let go of the knife when trying to make guro out of a loli.	Also this.
HOLY SHIT! IZ DAT SUM NAZI GURO SHOTA!!??	Yummy! :D		16 year old girls fap to this. Srrsly. They are fucking sick.
Guro, scat, and loli come together in a delicious trifecta of WTFery.	Don't you wish you were that guy.	Eh, yeah...