Karl Marx

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Santa Claus in a 19th century woodcut.

The college years.

1 Communism
2 Drama
3 See Also:
4 External Links

[edit] Communism

Marx was born into a wealthy and progressive family, and inevitably became an Angsty teenager, who became overwhelmingly pissed at his parents, as well as the rest of the upper class, and rebelled by writing a lot of shitty philosophy. Nowadays, most teenagers would resort to cutting, but cutting did not appear until the advent of emo, many years later. He is considered the grandfather of the emo scene by being the first emo prototype. Some philosophers suggest a correlation between communism, emo, and flagrant buttsecks.

After pissing off his father by joining all manner of philosophical clubs and organizations in lieu of becoming a maniacal Jewish banker, he partnered with Friedrich Engels to invent Communism, evoking many lulz from his contemporaries. Marx and Engels theorized that human society was driven by a mechanism they designated class struggle, whereby the rich alienate the poor, and smoke lots of expensive cigars in their enormous, lavish mansions, LOL. Man, the high life sounds good!

Marx's communist writings were a precursor to Dungeons & Dragons. Unlike D&D, Marx only allowed for two classes, "proletariat" and "bourgeoisie", and players could not choose which class they started out as. Dungeons & Dragons dropped these two classes and replaced them with better, more interesting ones; however, much of the fantasy atmosphere was carried on from Marx's original writings.

Marx's philosophy was ridiculed to no end, so he ultimately moved from city to city throughout Europe, believing himself to be "misunderstood."

After the emo period (literally), he met a 19th century Tupac. Marx became a well-known baller and shot caller, with 20 inch blades on his Impala. He went around capping the Capitalists. Karl Marx was a true Original Gangster.

Communism is heralded as teh best philosophy evar by leftards, and the terminally lazy.

Reppin' the Proletariat 4lyf yo'

[edit] Drama

Trolling communities devoted to Marxism can be performed with ease. Examples include:

Mention the failure of the Soviet Union.
Mention China's booming, capitalist economy (compared to the utter shithole it was when Mao Zedong was in charge).
Demonstrate how socialism has turned Europe into an ineffectual bloated bureaucracy.
Say you purchased a car, therefore, you own it.