Faux News
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Fox News (also known as Faux News, Fox Noise, GOP TV, or Our Leader's Glorious Official Republican Government News Network) is a network for Republicans, white trash, bitches, and 13-year-old boys. The flagship of the old media, Fox is one of the greatest sources of drama on teh internets since Bush stole the election last Thursday. Countless blogs and politcal commentary websites erupt into debate over the latest musings of Sean Hannity or that shemale Ann Coulter featured on the network.
Christianhillbilly gets his facts from Fox News because it the last remaining bulwark against the Jewish liberal media. Some argue that Rupert Murdoch is in fact Jewish, and did WTC to generate lulzy footage for his news empire to replay over 9000 times in any given week. Foreigners and Noam Chomsky hate Fox News because Fox covers liberals and terrorists getting raped by real men with guns. Supporters of Fox argue that the network simply reports the rape, and allows its viewers to decide if the victims were asking for it.
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[edit] Typical Fox Reporters, Propaganda Contributors
- Shepard Smith, IRL self-hating semi-closeted homosexual
Shepard Smith being a fucktard
- Greta Van Susteren, Scientologist. Unclear if Greta knows about Xenu or the Wall of Fire.
- Oliver North, war criminal
- Sean Hannity: see friendship between Hannity and well-known New Jersey white supremacist radio host Hal Turner [1]
- Alan Colmes, self-hating jew that denies the existence of Bohemian Grove and Fox bias.
- Phil Shuman[2]: Thinks raiding Habbo Hotel and spoiling Harry Potter constitutes an Internet Hate Machine
- Bill O'Reilly, loves to fuck his co-workers while telling them to "shut up ..or put up"
Rachel MarsdenLOL FIRED
- Michelle Malkin, the hot-air asian Ann Coulter
[edit] Examples of Fox News Logic
- Anonymous is a gang of hackers on steroids: internet terrorists, convening within a top-secret site in order to more effectively blow up yellow vans. You must buy a dog,close your curtains and install phone tracing and a new security system to prevent this.
- AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE IS TERRORISM! [3]
- The Half Hour News Hour is not racist, nor bias; but rather, hilarious!? (correction: Fox Inc. worst mistake).
- Osama Bin Laden did WTC, NOT Jews.
- Fred Phelps is an evil man, yet gays are sub-human creatures that must be lynched.
- PSP is high powered computer with pron access.
- Fox News attempted humor with The Half Hour News Hour and failed.
- If you are an American Presidential Candidate, and you want to prove your patriotism by not wearing an american flag pin, you are a terrorist
[edit] Fox News versus Anonymous
[edit] Intertubes H4x0r3d
On July 22, 2007, an illiterate 5th-grader found the intertubes root password by guessing where it was saved: On the Fox News website. Here's what he saw when he signed in:
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Fox News leaves their root images directory open for perusal.
[edit] Taking on Fark
On August 17, 2007, Fox News attempted to h4x0r Fark and steal their internets. [4] However, since Fox's crack team of internet counter-hate machines is made up of people who regularly get pwned by script kiddies, they got absolutely nowhere and failed so hard that Rupert Murdoch crapped lazers.
[edit] 11/11/07
Fox 13 News has just made an announcement warning several myspace users about being hacked. Did someone tell them about the myspayz raids? More to come at 10.
[edit] More Valuable Information To Come From Fox News
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Ann Coulter | Matt Drudge | Sean Hannity | Joe Lieberman | Michelle Malkin | Rod Wheeler | Rachel Marsden | Bill O'Reilly Enemies of State Anonymous | Al Gore | Barack Hussein Obama | Emos | Fred Phelps | Hillary Clinton | Hugo Chavez | The Internet | John Edwards | Liberals | Macaca | Mexicans | Logic | Osama Bin Laden | Stephen Colbert | Terrorists Buy A Dog | Corruption of LOL | Exploding Van | HACKERS ON STEROIDS | INTERNET HATE MACHINE |
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