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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Noam Chomsky is a noted IRL drama whore. With a mixture of psycholinguistics, computer science and batshit crazy anarcho-marxist political views, he has managed to publish at least 100 books. Needless to say, he is always tl;dr. The cross-integration of these ingredients makes for A+++++ drama; moreover, he has been creating drama since before you were born and before the internets.

This renders Noam a surefire lulz-generator amongst lefttards, neo-conservatives, linguists and computer scientists.

In the speech where he accused W of being the devil, batshit insane Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez stated that Noam Chomsky is dead. Noam Chomsky stated several days later that he is alive and still writing. Chavez has since arranged for his execution, South-American style, replete with cigars and a Colombian necktie.

"Noamsky" was also the main character in The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai, a highly intelligent and politically subversive porno.

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Since Noam Chomsky is completely TL;DR, ED presents to you a brief summary of all his publications:

1. THE AMERIKKKANS ARE THE REAL TERRORISTS
2. The class of Context Free Languages is subsumed by the class of Finite but Recursively Enumerable languages.
3. THE WEST IGNORED THE GENOCIDE IN EAST TIMOR BECAUSE OF AMERIKKKAN FORIEGN POLICY INTERESTS!
4. Children aquire their first language by making a series of hypotheses regarding the grammatical structure of the language, whereby the grammatical surface structure of phrases is mapped to the underlying deep semantic meaning of the utterance. JUST KIDDING!

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• Bill Hicks Noam Chomsky with dick jokes.

A typical Noam Chomsky book.

A typical example of how Noam Chomsky is used in unfunny leftard humor.

NUMBER 1 JAPAN SUPER STAR!!!!!!

Bitches don't know.

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