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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Voodoo is the national religion of Africa, and practiced by all the niggers there who are not Muslims. Anyone who says otherwise is probably majoring in some gay shit like African studies, and if they are not black, you can safely bet that they are a wigger.

[edit] Origins of Voodoo

Many niggers actually believe that voodoo is a uniquely African invention. These niggers are retarded (excuse the redundancy); Africans couldn't even invent a written language, let alone a consistently entertaining set of superstitions and drug-taking ceremonies. The concept of voodoo was in fact invented by the creators of Monkey Island, and the voodoo lady in that game was so popular that this crazy decided to LARP as her 4 lyfe. After this a bunch of niggers thought it would be cool to claim voodoo as their own, so they planted a bunch of evidence across numerous countries to support their lies, much as Satan did with the fossil record.

[edit] Voodoo Practices

Voodoo practice centers around excessive drug use, stabbing crudely constructed dolls, worthless "spiritual" shiny objects which niggers, much like magpies, tend to collect, and rape. Generally the aim is to pwn your enemies (in other words practically everyone), impress/contact dead ancestors (generally because you never got a chance to tell daddy you loved him and have been cutting over it ever since) and facilitate rape.

Needless to say, voodoo does absolutely jackshit and has not been very popular outside of Africa and New Orleans. Fans of it OTI can be found at vooudou and here.