Bullshit
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Bullshit was a word coined at least 100 years ago but less than 1,000,000 years ago in Africa but it was stolen by America because that's just what white people do. It contains both the the word Bull and Shit which is quite obvious if you think about it.
The literal meaning of Bullshit is self explanatory, it's a piece of shit that was created in the ass of a bull. If you don't already know what shit is you are clearly retarded and suicide is the best option. If you haven't yet killed yourself I assume you are not a fucktard and know the literal meaning so here is an example.
| “ | "Holy fuck! A bull just sat on my lawn and let out a steaming pile of bullshit from its anus!". | „ |
| —Surprized Homeowner, on being pwnt. | ||
Bullshit is generally accepted as meaning that a lie has been told and will probably piss off whoever you tell it to. It is not known why bullshit came to have this connotation as a literal piece of bullshit has fuck all to do with lies. When you really think about it bullshit is a fuckwit word that makes no sense whatsoever. However stupid it may be, though, it has still made its way into colloquial linguistics and dickheads often use it. For example
| “ | "There's no way you've got tickets to the sold out concert, what a load of bullshit". | „ |
| —Good Charlotte fantard, on being butthurt. | ||
[edit] Bullshit of Note
- Richard Nixon - "I am not a crook."
- Bill Clinton - "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
- George W. Bush - "Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction."
- God - "Dude, I created the world... srsly."
- Dubya's fatha - "Read my lips: no new taxes."
- Larry Craig - "I am not gay."
- Amerikkka - "Land of the free, home of the brave."
