Garfield
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Garfield is the name of:
- Garfield by Jim Davis, a chronically unfunny comic strip.
- Garfield: The Movie, directed by Peter Hewlett, a completely unfunny movie.
- Garfield and Friends, an unfunny Saturday morning cartoon show for kids.
- James A. Garfield, a chronically unfunny President of the United States. [1]
The comic strip, movie, and television show are all about a fat lasagna-crazed pu55y. The plot never thickens. Due to its extremely high level of unfunny, Garfield is a frequent target of Photoshoppers.
Lorenzo Music (AKA: voice actor of Garfield) doesn't suck by proxy. He in fact, owns owned.
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[edit] GarfieldTools (comic strip creator)
GarfieldTools, the Garfield comic strip creator, is used to create funny and inappropriate automatically generated comic strips using the Garfield art and allowing a user to insert their own text. It is available here.
No, Garfield, you have to suicide with bricks and knives, not imaginary ropes.
[edit] Traditional or typical GarfieldTools conceits
- Garfield can go crazy-eyed, and has the power to make Jon go crazy-eyed. Sometimes he does this in order to make Jon into his slave, but mostly to make Jon STFU:
- Usually when Garfield doesn't say anything, Vulgar Jon makes up for it by being even more creepily perverted than he aleady was:
- Garbuckle or Garfield-Jon exists in a state of superposition. This is probably part of Jon and/or Garfield's terrified realization that one is obviously hallucinating the other:
[edit] MS Paint Time
Another method of making Garfield funny is simply editing Garfield out entirely, thus making Jon look like a crazy fuck. Go Crazy.
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