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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Did you know that... Money in the bank, money in the bank, every time you wank, every time you wank, every time you wank.?

WARNING! WARNING! Tatu has the offical pedobear seal of approval.

Tatu was a russian pop group composed of two underage whores who were forced into lesbianism by their pedo manager.

Contents 1 History 2 Underage Whores 3 The Aftermath 4 Fans 4.1 200 по встречной (200km/ph in the wrong lane)

[edit] History

Tatu, more known as ТаТу (That's actually Cyrillic to your left) are two exquisite little tarts named Лена (Lena) and Юлиа (Julia). Known for kissing each other during performances of the song "All the Things She Said" (Я Сошла С Ума). Their album, 200 по встречной, gives me a raging hardon when I hear them scream НАС НЕ ДОГОНЯТ!

There is a prevalent theory that Tatu are actually escaped experiments from Bjork's robotic lesbian factory. Death camps of siberia are another possible place.

[edit] Underage Whores

By pretending to be in love they earned millions of dollars across the globe from stupid 16 year old girls who thought they were 'totally brave for coming out like that' and many an 80 year old Chinese man in panties.The girls in Tatu are about as lesbian as Furries are sane, logical thinking people.

[edit] The Aftermath

Now that they are no longer underage nobody gives a shit about them. It was later revealed that Julia got pregnant twice when she was suposedly a lesbian but her abusively lulzy ex-manager forced her to have an abortion.

To add further pwnage to Julia's miserable life she is not able to sing anymore (not that she could anyway) because her sick fuck ex-manager made her deep throat too much and it destroyed her throat. Her contract was so terrible that she couldn't receive medical care and she now has a huge ugly scar on her neck because of it.

[edit] Fans

Tatu's fan base includes:

• Drunk russian Preverts
• Retarded gays
• Confused 14 year olds that wear rubber bands around their wrists, and put saftey pins on their pants, because they think Tatu is hard core.

[edit] 200 по встречной (200km/ph in the wrong lane)

1. Зачем Я? (Why me?)
2. Я Твоя Не Первая (I'm not your first)
3. Досчитай До 100 (Count to 100)
4. Мальчик-Гей (Gay Boy)
5. Нас Не Догонят (They're not going to catch us)
6. 30 Минут (30 minutes)
7. Робот (Robot)
8. Я Сошла С Ума (I'm losing my mind)
9. Я Твой Враг (I am now your enemy)