Prince Jeremy
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| Did you know that... Prince Jeremy tried to send a DMCA to ED, but forgot that "Duke Otterland" was not his legal name? |
THE HOLY GRAIL, ALL OF DUKE'S FRIENDS-ONLY POSTS
| This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
duke_otterland, or as he is now known as Prince Jeremy of Britannia at princejeremy (name changed in accordance to furry law 233263), is an autistic, psychotic, winged purple otter with antlers.
No, really.
He also published a novel last Thursday. It is anticipated that the number of copies sold may reach double digits by 2007 if furries choose to do their Christmas shopping on Amazon.com after consuming excessive amounts of eggnog.
His latest capers include trying to blank this article, on December 13, 2006. On December 27th, it was also revealed that Prince Jeremy is a welfare leech.
17:47 <+DukeOtterland> No, I get Social Security. 17:48 <+DukeOtterland> Because I'm considered disabled.
LOL MORE LIKE MENTALLY DISABLED.
[edit] Childhood
Prince Jeremy's childhood and adolescence were marked by being an object of torment and ridicule, with other children being "disturbed by his graphic representations of cartoon animal sex." This necessitated the Prince attending at least 100 different schools during his formative years. It was during this time that Prince Jeremy first discovered yiffy porn and began the manuscript that would later become his futuristic furry opus. In other words, Jeremy's childhood is a mirror image of fellow hypocrite 'artist' fucktard Dave Hopkins.
The Prince appears to be partaking in an extended childhood as he still resides with his parents. One might even say he is regressing, given his admission of experimentation with diapering and infantilism.
[edit] Politics
The Prince is a self-hating fur-fag and has embraced the ideology of his neocon oppressors. He espouses extreme neoconservative viewpoints and endorses the delusional and incompetent policies of the Bush administration and the Republican party in general. This is understandable since he is from Texas. Most troubling is that, as an openly bisexual furry in a subculture with a large number of gays, he has openly admitted to hating gays and opposing gay marriage.
In a characteristic display of hypocrisy, Otterland will leave angry and inflammatory comments on other user's LJs when he disagrees with their opinions on religion, politics, video games, and even grammar; however, it is verboten for people on his friends list to do the same.
[edit] Mental Illness
The Prince states that no one should be allowed to disagree with him in any way because he is autistic and easily upset. He doesn't see his autism as a disability so much as a justification for poor impulse control and a carte-blanche excuse for a terminal case of foot-in-mouth disease.
The Furry Autistic Internet Livejournalers community has issued a blanket statement disavowing any association with Prince Jeremy and condemning his representation of furry autistics.AVOID AT ALL COSTS
[edit] Sexuality
Prince Jeremy is a case study in sexual deviance and living proof that prolonged virginity causes unnatural desires.
The Prince's ideal mate would be a sombrero wearing, cigar smoking, gay furry in diapers. No word yet on whether the Prince pitches or catches. (PROTIP: He's single, boys. Get 'im while it's hot.) THIS JUST IN: Prince admits to wishing to be a CATCHER!
[edit] Furry
Prince Jeremy's fursona is a purple otter with wings and antlers. In a world teeming with varicolored wolves, foxes, and an assortment of large cats, it is refreshing to see that there is still interest in prey animals as alter-egos. While the Prince currently makes due with commissioned art depicting his fursona, he is eagerly awaiting the completion and delivery of his first fursuit. This just in—the fursuit is now complete, & it's every bit as wonderful as people expected it to be!
[edit] FREE ART, ZOMG, GIMME!
Duke is an avid art whore, scouring any art site or lj community for any instance that an artist may be giving away free art, then jumps it, wanting to get more art of his hideously deformed character. Most people are too nice to say 'fuck off' and draw him, but others think differently:
- fuck duke. He's permabanned from all my communities. Don't worry about him joining any time soon.
- guess im evil I wont do art of his charater for $$ and certainly not for free x.x*
- I both dislike and laugh at how Duke went through the troubles of changing his livejournal (and identity, sort of) yet he appears at the same places when he gets the smell of free drawings. Then people whine how wrong it is for people to post links to Duke's new journal, because he's avoiding people. Yeah, right. >_>
- he pestered me for gift art when he was on my fl. He un friended me because I said I would only draw a winged purple gay pedo otter for 150 dollars, and that would be the cost for a sketch. colored would be 300 dollars. He snags free art because not many people have the balls to say fuck you. That and not many people are keen on taking commissions from him after what he did to harli.- lougaraswifthrt
- The only way I would ever work for him in a commission is for $300+ for a sketch, and upwards of that for anything else. I've read the stories about how he is with commissions...
- amen to that. i'd fucking send him anthrax in the damn mail instead of a sketch. - reply from lougaraswifthrt
[edit] Infantilism
The Prince has incorporated diapering into his fur fetish. His initial excuse, and the one he provides to his parents, is that he is experimenting for practical reasons as his fursuit will make bathroom visits tedious and complicated affairs. Later he grudgingly acknowledged that babyfur play arouses him.
[edit] Other Deviances
Not content with just being a diapered fursuiter, Prince Jeremy has opted to also be a bisexual with a penchant for funny hats and carcinogenic addictions.
It has been reported that the Prince is also a bisexual zoophile.
He posts on RPGamer and acts like he has been around for at least 100 years and tries to suck off the admin. When he gets flamed he cries to and threatens a mod that he'll post evidence of them having gay sex and gets the person banned
[edit] Org's Odyssey
The Prince has written a book, published by some godawful internets vanity press, about his fursona's adventure in a mystical land. Or some furry shit. In fact, almost noone actually knows what happens in this book minus God and the Prince because almost noone is willing to shell out 18 dollars 5 dollars for some furry book. One only hopes that /b/ can valiantly obtain a copy and post it so that much lulz can be enjoyed by teh internets. However, it is rumored that the book contains monochromic anthropomorphs, multiple instances of nudity, several references to pedophilia, monotonous re-occuring dinner scenes, and the most undramatic rushed fight scene endings ever.
Read the first 40 pages. (C'mon, you know you wanna.)
[edit] Excerpts
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[edit] Sample chapter
harbldog: *raises sword*
harbldog: *presses his swordtip to your throat* But your eyes... they are so deep... and your fur... it is such a lovely shade of purple...
dukeotterland124: *knocks your sword out of your hand and begins hugging and kissing you, his sheath getting hard*
harbldog: *blushes brightly, his golden fur standing on end* Mmfh!
dukeotterland124: *rolls you around and presses his sheath to your anus, shoving it in and beginning to move it back and forth, still clutching you*
harbldog: *gasps and throws back his head* D-Duke! The King would not approve! Nnnh! *closes his eyes as you stretch his tailhole*
dukeotterland124: Eh, screw the King. *continues to shove his sheath back and forth in your rear, feeling the cum gradually arrive*
harbldog: S-Screw the King? So... *pants and buckles forward as his own sheath reluctantly bulges* not only a practitioner of buggery, but a traitor also!
dukeotterland124: *begins rubbing your sheath while feeling the cum ejaculate from his sheath into your rear*
harbldog: *moans and shudders* UNCLEAN! YOU HAVE MADE ME UNCLEAN, AND YOU SHALT DIE BY MY PAW, YOU HORRID DUKE! *tries to escape as you rub his throbbing cock*
dukeotterland124: *clutches more tightly and continues rubbing your sheath*
harbldog: Ahh-ahh! Unhand me, fiend! *his pre begins to leak out onto your paw*
dukeotterland124: *rubs harder, feeling the cum come through your sheath*
harbldog: I shall see to it that all of your family is exiled from Otterland for this... nnhh! *grunts as he begins to cum*
dukeotterland124: *releases your sheath, watching the cum flow*
harbldog: *stretches out as much as he can, trying to reach for his sword* Nnh...
dukeotterland124: *removes his sheath from your rear and takes the sword for himself, escaping*
harbldog: *shakes his fist and calls out after you* YOUR KIND WILL NEVER BE SAFE IN OTTERLAND, YOU HEAR?
[edit] Quotes
"YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW IT IS, SIRE? WELL, HERE'S HOW IT IS: YOU'RE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE DUKE! YOU OUGHT TO HAVE YOUR HEAD CUT OFF, AND BE BURNED! AND I'M CERTAIN THE WHOLE POPULACE OF OTTERLAND WOULD BE HAPPY TO URINATE UPON YOUR ASHES!"
"Og, you’d best hide your naked self. Lord knows how the clergy will take to the bare likes of you."
"Fake passports? Tell us more, sir. Are they authentic?"
[edit] Amazon Reviews
THE WORST This is pretty much the worst book I have ever read. It makes no sense and rambles on about things like how furries and humans get into these thunderdome type wrestling matches and then the humans eat the furrie/antro creatures. They roast them over some kind of spit. I find this absolutely SHAMEFUL! No one should eat furries or antropods of any kind. The way this book is so insensitive to the trial of the furries is an abomination!!! I won't stand for it. - Girlvinyl
It didn't make me blind, but I wish it had This book, while off to a promising start when it discusses deviant sexual behavior in all caps between furry-type creatures, ultimately disappoints. Its typeface is too small, and I don't appreciate the tacit promotion of homosexual marriage presented in the subtext of one of the plot's many branches. The author's agenda is all too obvious, if you're willing to read between the lines. And the asterisks. - LemonSawdust
Why? Honestly, I try not to review things that I don't finish-- but this book was awful. His style lacks anything even remotely close to maturity. I got about forty pages in before being flat out disgusted by his poor editing and boorish storytelling abilities.
I wish I could give less than one star. - Ruby Chiarito
Anciously awaiting the Sequel!!
As soon as I opened this book I couldn't get enough. I felt as if it spoke directly to my heart.
You see, having been molested as a child, I too can relate to the trials and tribulations of Org and his family. I learned at a young age that only by latching onto things like stuffed animals of my early childhood and deviant sexual urges stemming from isolation a lack of self esteem due to the horrible abuses heaped upon me could I become a whole and healthy person.
I feel that Duke Otterland understands this as well, and perhaps only through this heartfelt testimony of the triumph of the human/animal spirit do I believe that many more people like he and I can begin to heal.
So thank you, Duke Otterland. Thank you. - M. Grandi "ContemplativeSoul"
[edit] Prince Jeremy's newest opus
The prince has returned with a brand new book, also availbale on Lulu!!! "Judge of Stellasolum" is sure to hit the big time! See, it's already been featured in the local podunk press! Next stop: NeW YORK TIMES REVIEW OF BOOKS
[edit] Trolling the "Prince"
Here is how an argument with Prince Jeremy proceeds:
- Responds to your comment
- Posts a comment in your journal
- Deletes your original comment, his replies and his posts in your journal.
- Bans you from his journal.
- Claims E-Victory
Then he will insult your art after he has commissioned you for some and requests a refund. In this situation, it's best to just deny him the art and the refund, but oddly enough, sometimes a few minutes later he claims the art is fine and he wants it again. Again, denial is the best way to deal with this.
[edit] Prince Jeremy Fanart by ED Users
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[edit] Art by the Prince Himself
Prince Jeremy's art is largely craptastical and uninspired and often reflect an inner sexual deviance. A few years ago, he made friends with a certain non-furry who was sad and depressed because of her poor marriage. By making friends, I mean, he friended her on his LJ friends list and commented on everything she ever posted. So to cheer her up, he emailed her a hideous picture of a naked ferret with tits fingering herself that he had drawn himself! This greatly disturbed the young woman, as it should disturb anyone sent such imagery. However, she didn't know how to approach him about it. What would you do if something like that happened? Well, a friend of hers took it upon himself to tell him to fucking cut it out, you fucking sicko. He responded by posting on his LJ about how everything he ever tries to do to help people only makes him unliked and this eventually turned into a rant about how his mommy hated him as a child. Which is why he's a diaper-wearing furry now, probably. Fucked up in the head.
 Nipples. |
 Colour in the lines? |
 I think she's supposed to be flipping the bird. :D |
 Dukey has mastered anatomy. |
 Look at those nice flat boobs! |
 Crayons arouse me too. |
 Nigga's pissin out her bellybutton! |
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[edit] Out of the Mouths of Otters
- "People like you are the cancer of the earth and should be thrown into concentration camps. I voted for W and the ban on gay marriage here in Texas. Fuck all the assholes who hate him."
- "Dislikes: -Politics ... -Hypocrites ... -Unconstructive, uncivil debate" Funny how he seems to be quite involved with each of those on a daily basis.
- "Anyway, there are two rules for me Friending you, Friending me, and commenting in my LJ: -ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY NO FLAMING! Being autistic, I am far more sensitive than most others, and thus have a fairly broad definition of flaming. Flaming, to me, includes things such as destructive criticism, uncivil debate, slander, vicious attacks against certain people and groups, insults against people I admire, games and other things I like, my beliefs, and my accomplishments (which includes my reviews and other writing). So *be civil*." He also states that saying you don't like President Bush or that you don't believe in God is a "vicious attack and slander".
- "No one can make me feel inferior without my consent, and I'll do you the same." OH NOES!!! XD
- "I'm pretty much set in my beliefs (being autistic makes it very, very difficult for me to keep an open mind to uncivil opinion, by the way), so please don't poke me the wrong way, okay?" Yeah, right.
- "When I do muse about politics in my LJ, I will disable comments because I believe I'm entitled to my opinion and that you're entitled to yours."
- "You can't even stand up to the fucking extremists on the Left. Even Albus Dumbledore said, 'It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, and a great deal more to stand up to your friends.' You're nothing more than an elitist left-wing dick, and I never, ever, ever want to speak with you again."
- "Shut up judge."
[edit] Google
[edit] #arbchat
On December 15, 2006, Sunday's Mail lured Prince Jeremy onto IRC, which lead to an arbchat. The entire lol-tastic lol may be read here, highlights included the following:
- 19:49 <@Zionistacat> DukeOtterland: what, exactly, do you want?
- 19:49 < DukeOtterland> I do have objections to the article showing up so high in Google.
- 19:49 < TiCL> DukeOtterland: that's your fault
- 19:49 < DukeOtterland> For my article to be at least removed from Google searches.
- 19:49 < DukeOtterland> How so?
- 19:49 <@weev> DukeOtterland: what do you expect? ED has huge pagerank because millions of people read it.
- 19:49 <@Zionistacat> DukeOtterland: we have no way of adjusting google's search rank
- 19:49 <@weev> your websites are crap that noone cares about
- 19:49 <@weev> therefore, ED is higher up on google
- 19:49 < TiCL> you couldn't make your own page good enough to be at the top
- 19:49 < Jewkemia> lern SEO furfag!
- 19:49 < TiCL> I suggest you copy the article and put it in your website
- 19:49 < DukeOtterland> By the way, that video doesn't work.
- 19:49 <@Zionistacat> DukeOtterland: contrary to popular opinion, ED has no affiliation with Google, despite both having a secret cat cabal
[edit] Education
The Prince claims to be very highly educated, with no less than 4 degrees:
I've also gotten four Computer Science Associate Degrees and Certifications from Central Texas College, and am working on a Bachelor's Degree in Software Engineering from Tarleton State University at Central Texas.
That's rather amazing for someone who graduated from Copperas Cove High School just 4 years ago in 2002. It is currently unknown if his 4 "Computer Science Associate Degrees and Certifications" are actually accredited by The Texas Board of Education, or not.
[edit] PRINCE Trivia
Did you know that Prince Jeremy:
- Still lives with his parents
- Claims to be autistic
- Is disabled, and under federal aid
- Is a staunch Republican
- Is a virgin
- Is homophobic
- Yet ironically enough, has homosexual fantasies/encounters on the internet
- Sold only 14 copies of his book, netting $50.00.
- Too bad he had to spend at least $499 to get it published.
- Has been to ED IRC for Arbchat 3 times. (Moar)
- Is a moderator of smokingfurs
- Has had a real, purple fursuit made for him
- Uses LiveJournal, and is Friends Only
- Signs his legal threats to ED as "The Duke of Otterland"
[edit] See Also
- Dragonmorph, his unrelated counterpart.
- Guma Kawauso, his equally retarded and unemployed LiveJournal
friend.
[edit] Media
[edit] Related
- Shut up judge - No really, STFU.
- Asherwolf - another example of when furry and Republican collide
- RHJunior - the ultimate in deranged rightwing fundamentalist furries
- Jay Naylor - wingnut Objectivist pornmonger of the furry variety.
- Cigarskunk - whiny homo-repressed neocon loves guns, loves cigars, loves his cock
- Tigers Kitten and Mikel Tidwell are people he really hates. He's probably jealous.
- You can now CYOC for the Duke [1]
[edit] External Links
Duke Otterland's Livejournal and profile- The Duke's NEW El-Jay and profile
- Duke Otterland's Furaffinity
- Duke Otterland's Talk page at Wikifur Duke offended one of WikiFur's admins!
- Duke Otterland' Pounced.org Ad
- His official (?) website
- smokingfurs - His LJ community
- The esteemed publisher of such heady tomes as the Duke's novel. Clearly, he did not spring for the package that included editing.
- His full-disclosure post.
- THE HOLY GRAIL, ALL OF DUKE'S FRIENDS-ONLY POSTS
- Duke Otterland is off his meds...again
[edit] Copyright
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