Aimee

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Aimee shows off how she's mastered the fat girl angle shot

Aimee's favorite rape-bait shota, Gohan, poses before three female dolls rape his joints.

Red headed Aimee, just minutes before the body of the President of Volks was found with 12 Dollfies in his rectum.

Aimee is a very tall, butch lolita, kawaii!

Aimee so desperately wishes she was a musicaly talented lesbian, and it shows.

Apparently it's shit like this that made Fox News consider this good use ofwaste a money. Wonder if they know how she spends it.

Aimee is the top queen bitch of the Dollfie and Ball Jointed Doll world. From atop her throne of Sanrio and Wapanese she alone directs the lives of thousand of Otaku willing to shell out the $3000 for a fucking barbie doll. She makes a rather odd statement of herself, being the epitome of all that is horrid, as she is a furry, wapanese, otherkin attention whore.

[edit] Dollfie Fandom

In the high pitched and cut throat world of large human shaped dildos, only one reigns supreme from the high perch of her Den of Angels. And that would be Aimee, who decides the world of Dollfie as she will, much like that creepy kid from Twilight Zone with the cornfield. In a world where even the most rabid collectors have at most 3 or 4 of these overpriced wapanese monstrosities, Aimee has over 20. This cannot be stressed enough, she has at least 20 of them.

[edit] Den of Angels

Den of Angels is Aimee's own personal stomping ground, where she goes to whore herself out, and make sure that everyone remembers the queen bitch is her. Her moderator underlings are hardly much better, such as the fantasticly piggish Cassiel. People get the ban hammer simply for 'being mean' which ranges from simple swearing to being 'rude' to a fellow doll. Yes, rude to dolls. The place is an Otherkin wonderworld. But better make sure your object of sexual obsession is made in Japan by Volks and made of resin with ball joints and elastic, and not one of those horrible Good Korean ripoffs, or else you're out on your ear, mister. I mean lady. NO STRAIGHT MALE OWNS THESE THINGS.

[edit] Cosplay Fandom

This is still an emerging world for Aimee, as she has only recently noticed that if she stopped eating, those silly layers of lard would go away, and then people would throw money at her in order to help her buy costume pieces. After all, being fat is fine for Lord of The Rings 'costuming' but not for cosplay!

As with all folks stepping into the fandom of Cosplay, Aimee is currently an underling of Adella, making cheap costume pieces for the queen bitch of kawaii. At this point she's got a smaller fanclub than Adella, and most of those are her original Dollfie fangirls, but she's moving up in the world... She's even won at Cons! Woooo! Which I suppose is like winning top nerd in the nerd show.

Aimee as Marie Antoinette and her cohorts as other historical whores.

[edit] Gothic Lolita

Despite being HUEG and therefore not a very good lolita at all, Aimee bravely sews and buys her way into the OTHER hideously expensive wapanese hobby, Gothic Lolita fashion. She often laments her hideous, awful, fucking HUEG size 11 feet, which must mean she has a very big penis as well if the saying is right.

[edit] Geisha

As a fan of everything cute and Japanese, Aimee has dived right into the fandom for the high class world of Geisha. She proves just how old school she is by being in the old skool hideously expensive wapanese hobby, collecting kimono. Besides her doll forums and cosplay forums, one can find her on the Immortal Geisha Forums. These forums are full of her kind and full of potential lulz. Her abilities to sing, dance, and suck someone off are woefully unknown at this point in time.

[edit] Takarazuka

For every force in the world there is a equal but separate entity. Therefore Japan's answer to musical theater is stocked sky high with... no, not octopi, but LESBIANS! Takarazuka is nothing but women in drag molesting women in pretty dresses and sparkles and music and dancing and ohhhh what a fabulous spectacle! Aimee has attached herself to this fandom like a desperate little gay man with AIDS to RENT.

[edit] Her 'Real' Job

You might be asking yourself, ED Interwebs? How can one girl and an army of fans fund all this?

The answer is simple. Somehow drawing shitty artwork and owning a bunch of wapanese dildos is enough for you to get hired by Fox News and work in their animation division making cartoons for Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly.

[edit] See Also

Fellow Dollfie-philes:

• Kazakai - Banned from Den of Angels (Good move - should have been done the first time she scammed someone)
• Cassiel - Former Den of Angels moderator

[edit] Links

Her Personal Website

Her Dollfie page

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