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Emily and Friends

Emobooger, also known as Emily Schweitzer is a fourteen-year-old deviantART-based Sonic fan who is also very deperased, with only Shadow understanding her pain.

PROTIP: This is written in Emily's style of writing Yes, it is that bad.

1 How it all Began
2 Current Projects
- 2.1 Justin the Hedgehog
3 Depershion
4 Critique and ED Linkage Drama
5 External Links

[edit] How it all Began

Emily Schweitzer began drow Sonic and the others whin she began this school year whin she didn't know any on there when she moved from Ohio to Southwest Middle School in Plam Bay, Florida. However, no would talk to her unless she drew Sonic fanart, while at her older school people would stoll her art and tear it to pieceses, even if she didnt get made for some odd risen, but sonic is a nice guy and shadow doent let Noone push him around. Thus, Emi's artistic career was born.

			Herassmant!!
Take your oppinuans somehere ealse	What	What what

[edit] Current Projects

Emily will begin working on a new comic based on Sonic, to be called "Colision" were Sonic is sent to find a diclonius and its vilent, and vilent sort of speak eheh. The comic is not to be read by those with week stumics, as it contains blood and gore but nothing else but some tips on...I can't fucking read this thing. It's to the left, do it yourself.

She continued to get more ideas in her minde, even forty in one day! She's even working on a nother comic in which Sonic and the others find a relley werid emeled and gets a new power of a mermiad and gets lost and...Oh, just read it. It's over there.

Sneek peck!

Meanwhile, she is also working on a Flash cartoon about Sonic and Amy on Titanic, and while there are few details about the project so far, there is a sneek peck.

[edit] Justin the Hedgehog

i was watching a haunting whin i came up with this pic his name justin the hedgehog or justin jones schweitzer and yes i put my last name for his last name i now its long oie i thought it would fit him for his last name but im still not shore about his midle name thought??? o what i thought of one justin don schweitzer i think that works haha im almost done with it but about justin he has a unik power he is aboll to see ghosts and talk to them but ever since his family found that out they left him at age 7 and the only friends he ever had was his ghostly aperishions to help and take care of him in his time in need but then he runs into shadow and some how justin ganed shadows trust and they become close friend or like some what brothers ^^ but they keep it a secret from the others justin is still unang 12 yrs old so he looks up to shadow alot but shadow looks after him like i said shadow feels that he a little brother to him so he took him in and takes him to the ark and thats were justin told shadow about his little secret about seeing ghosts and shadow could tell that justin never told any one but him and he understude so shadow told him he wont tell anyone about this and justin is very happy to have an adoptble brother like shadow someone he can trust and if some one pick on justin shadow will hurt them to teach them a leason but uventuly sonic finds out about shadows little secret and thats whin sonic and justin meet but justin is a very very shy hedgehog hiding behide shadow and shadow moves out of the whay and tells justin to say hello not in a mean why either but he runs back to shadow thinking that sonic is going to hurt him just like a bully would but in a week or two he gets to sonic and the others but he stays close to shadow

Good god, girl. Paragraphs.

[edit] Depershion

Fairly recently, at the tender young age of fourteen, little Emily became victim to Deperishion, making her lonly constantly, making her a nerves wreak, and forcing her to draw her draw Sonic characters cutting themselves incorrectly. Protip: It's across the street, not down the lane.

See journal	Oh look, it's the journal.
	shadows had with justin in this pic :(	SNIFF	NERVES WREAK
So there's your problem			Boog's not the only one who's Derperassed
	Ohgod	Golthic	Of course.
QUEET IT, gawd!	See description...	...And good luck.

[edit] Critique and ED Linkage Drama

In the past few hours from the time this section was added, a curious ED reader decided to pay Emily Booger a visit to see her reaction to critique here, and sure enough, Emily threw another emo shit fit, and the commenter linked her to this article, leading to this shit and hilarity on the commenter's front page. The screencaps will speak for themselves.