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{{Blog
| name        = {{PAGENAME}}
| series      = LG15
| number      = 149
| image       = 0149jonasfleshwound.JPG
| caption     = Tis but a scratch...
| blogger     = Bree
| date        = 20070309
| url         = {{youtube|kWbRY0QW47A}}
| length      = 2:03
| description = Jonas really screwed up and we had to race him to a... I feel so bad about the whole situation but hopefully he'll be okay.
| location    = [[Alex's house]]
| tags        = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|dog|cut|hand|ouch|flech|wound|vet}}

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| execprod   = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers  = Amanda Goodfried
| directors  = Miles Beckett
| camera     = Miles Beckett
| ese = Glenn Rubenstein
| vidplay    = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| story      = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
| editor     = Kevin Schlanser
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}} [[Jonas]] cuts his hand and needs to go to the hospital.

==Transcript==

(''Daniel running with camera to the bathroom where Jonas and Bree are yelling.'')

'''Daniel:''' What the hell is goin'-- oh my g--what did you do?

'''Jonas:''' I fucking cut my hand, man.

'''Bree:''' Oh god. I don't know what to--

'''Jonas:''' Just, just... wash it off or somethin' I don't-- Look, I gotta go to the hospital.

'''Bree:''' No! We are not going to the hospital, that is out of the question--

'''Jonas:''' Please?

'''Bree:''' --they're going to find us in like ten minutes if we go to the hospital.

'''Daniel:''' What the hell? No, we are taking him to hospital he's got a fucking hole in his hand.

'''Bree:''' (''stammering'')  No, I can... I can fix it. I can... I can stitch it up, I'm sorry! I can stitch it...

'''Jonas:''' Ow, ow... no, I'm going to the hospital!

'''Daniel:''' You can't stitch it. What are you talking about? I think he's right.

'''Jonas:''' Somebody take me to the hospital, please.

'''Daniel:''' He's right, we need to take him.

'''Bree:''' I can fix this. I can fix it... I can, I can...

'''Jonas:''' We're going!

'''Daniel:'''  Sorry man, I didn't mean to. He's right.

(''Cut scene to Bree holding Jonas's injured hand in the back seat of the vehicle while Daniel drives.'')

'''Bree:''' Okay, no, look Jonas, I'm just trying to help you, okay? I'm trying to help you.

'''Jonas:''' No, you're not. Would you just-- if you were trying to help me you would just shut up and we could just go to the hospital.

'''Bree:''' But I can, I can fix this! I- I mean, there's a first-aid kit--

(''Jonas moans in agony'')

'''Jonas:''' How are you going to fix it and stitch it up? You're not a doctor Bree and this could get infected.

'''Daniel:''' Hey, how'd you do that anyways!? Wh-What the hell were you doing?

'''Jonas:''' I was trying to break into my aunt's office and a fuckin' screwdriver went right through my hand.

'''Bree:''' I know this is a bad time but they will find us if we go there; within an hour.

'''Jonas:''' They're--

'''Daniel:''' Bree, you really think that's gonna happen?

'''Jonas:''' Ow!

'''Bree:''' Yes.

'''Jonas:''' Don't squeeze it so hard. They're not gonna--

'''Bree:''' I have to put pressure on it.

'''Jonas:''' Listen to me. They're not going to find us, alright? I--trust me. I will go by myself. Drop me off and I will go by myself!

(''Daniel says something; overlapping Jonas.'')

'''Bree:''' You're not going to walk, no. (''sigh'')

'''Daniel:''' Nobody's walking dude, just chill. I'm gettin' ya there.

(''Jonas inhales deeply through his teeth. Cut scene to Bree up against a salmon colored wall outside.'')

'''Bree:''' Okay, so... we reached a compromise and... took Jonas to a vet. We put Jonas down as "Fido." He's not too happy. I don't know... I just thought that it would be safer than a hospital because they couldn't track our names. You know? So anyway, "Fido" and Daniel are inside getting Jonas's hand fixed. I don't...mean to be rude or uncompromising but, I just, I know what I'm doing sometimes and I know! I know. I made mistakes. I really do care about Jonas. I do. I just thought that... I could help him. I mean, I think I could've fixed him, maybe. I don't know. I just keep messin' up.

==Notes==
* Veterinarians (D.V.M.) are not certified to give medical advice to humans.  A vet would likely refer a human to the nearest hospital.
* Bree's (Jessica's) New Zealand accent is heard again in this piece when she says "I don't mean to be ''rude''".
* Given the characters' penchant for movie references, the title of the video is a possible [[Pop culture references#References to Movies|reference]] to ''Monty Python and the Holy Grail''.  In the film, King Arthur battles with the Black Knight and ends up cutting off the knight's arm.  The knight, after first denying that his arm is gone, then declares it "just a flesh wound" and attempts to continue fighting.
* The camera work in the car and some of the dialogue may be a reference to a similar scene in the film ''Reservoir Dogs'', a movie previously [[Pop culture references#References to Movies|referenced]] by Jonas in [[Interrogation 101]].