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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Alabama is a state full of niggers and faggots, and faggoty niggers. This is especially true if you live in Montgomery, the chicken mecca of the South. Sometimes its mistaken for the 7th layer of hell and Satan's asshole. Its predominant exports are incest, abortions, moonshine, violent religious fanboys and illiteracy. Much like Georgia, another southern state, the excessive in-breeding has led to rampant stupidity, the popularity of NASCAR, and ugly-ass bucktoothed bitches.

It's home to cities named after famous local hillbillies like Burntcorn and Slapout, and even the upscale area of Possum Trot

Alabamian cuisine is particularly noted as being the only food where that you can get AIDS just from eating it. Alabamians boast of their fine culture with a slogan on each license plate: "Cud bee wurs. Cud bee Misispi."

There is exactly one paved road in Alabama, but it belongs to a fucking Yankee that nobody likes cause he uses "dem big words". He was ass raped by Bubba Joe last Thursday, but that doesn't make him a faggot, he "wuz just showin' him who boss."

Alabama is the state where they don't call 911 and if their gun is jammed they will just beat you to death with it. Don't mess with Alabama. Inbred mofos are dangerous, y'all come back now y'hear? But you better bring some guns.

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