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[edit] EVERYONE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE OFFENSIVE CONTENT ON THIS PAGE

If you dont like, dont read. Simple as that. ED doesn't go soft on anybody and if you dont agree with this page then just leave, and take your bullshit fairy tales with you. --SadisticMonkey 00:23, 4 November 2007 (CDT)

  • When atheist take their fairy-tale idea that religion is the source of the world problems, maybe they will. --rasinsmustdie 18:00, 15 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Redirect

Could we move this page to christfag, and change this page to a redirect? It would be a good idea, since christfag is the new christian. Sparks 20:20, 19 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Trolling

Man, yuo guys sure do like trashing Christians a lot lately. Start telling me what YUO are so I can blatantly accuse yuo of various immorality. --Harish Rallapali 14:34, 14 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I know it's true really that not only Christians love the chocolate eggs. -- Disagreeable android 15:06, 14 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I think yuo needs an article. Thodin 潅腸 武 16:12, 14 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I'm a person who does'nt follow the deluded ramblings of a dead hippy

This is where the stupidity of religion really shows itself. Obviously, you can't think unless your thoughts belong to a certain faction of beliefs as constituted by some archaic book that your parents said was real, or a religious leader you (sic) blindly choose to follow. I'm surprised the majority of christians don't still believe that there's a Santa Claus as well as a god.--Skizzy 19:05, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

  • When Atheist stop claiming that God is the problem (seriously, if he doesn't exist, then how is he the problem?), and stop blaming the problems of the world on religion, and stop showing just how damn ignorant they are towards others and others ideas, beliefs, and self-morals, then maybe, just maybe, Christians will do te same (we can only hope). --rasinsmustdie 18:04, 15 January 2008 (CST)
  • (sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)--Razor Ramon 19:09, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] ADDADDADD

I'd like to add a link to Objectiveministries, in order to deorphan that poor, pitiful, lonely page.--PcockoSixFiveOh 18:34, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Suggested definition.

Christian (adj). A follower of Christianity, a religion best summed up as Judaism plus personality cult. In at least 100 years, Elvis will have replaced Jesus.

[edit] WHY ?

WHY! christianhillbilly

[edit] Catholic girls not giving anal

Actually I thought there was a study done showing Christian girls were more likely to give anal because they felt unable to give vaginal sex before marriage JigglyPuff 12:49, 10 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] How about Christian singles?

I just ran into this crazy bitch on CL's religion forum. http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/w4m/379518903.html I have her addy and can post a transcript of her excellent debating skillz that invoke god and her superiority to anyone who disagrees with her.

Ross

[edit] Jesus Camp

Good lord why is there not an article on this? --Progeny 10:03, 1 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] What the hell?

Okay, not believing in god, not following a religion, whatever. But isn't ED here to make us laugh? Seriously, every other page on this site has something funny on it, or at least half the page is funny. The only thing this one has going for it is that Crusader pic (imagine, all Christians walking around in that thing :p) and the Catholic girls section. The rest is a bunch of stuff just there to bash Christians for their beliefs, which is okay if its funny. I don't mean kiss their ass, I mean if your going to write something, don't be a faggot and just type the first offensive thing that comes into your mind, think (you know, using that brain you were born with), and write something people will laugh at.

Fucking nazis, almost all of you. —The preceding comment was added by NOT A CHRISTIAN GUISE I SWERZ!!11!!!!, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

  • I agree that it's pretty zany, but the core material (zombie, rib-creature, etc.) seems pretty worthwhile. I'd believe your disclaimer if you'd rewritten that section, instead of just deleting it and then whining about freedom of religion here. I also don't understand why you deleted that quote; it sounds like every youth paster I've ever heard. - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 17:44, 15 January 2008 (CST)

Apparently, instead of just alking about it, one guy felting inclined to link everything I said to bullshit, because he's an asstard who believe's anyone who delete's something anti-Christian MUST be one... seriously, who's so fucking caught-up in their own beliefs they just call others Christians? Sounds like some of the militant atheist here need to subscribe to whatever Christian newsletter goes around bashing other religions. Apparently their into that.

Well, on topic, I deleted it all TO GET YOUR ATTENTION. A lot of that stuff has a laugh-value of 0. Somehow, SOMEHOW, you all managed to make the God-article funny (Wisconsin God, absolutely unexpected, and worthy of lulz). BUT, for some reason, probably because he -or- they were so caught up in their own beliefs, they couldn't write a decent Christian joke. You have one there on the bottom of the quotes section ("If were all God's Children, whats so special about Jesus?"), but no one, with all the hub-ub right now, could fine three-four others? Thats just being lazy. Come on. --rasinsmustdie 18:00, 15 January 2008 (CST)

  • I'm pretty sure that, with all the editing of my post your doing (notice I'm leaving your comments alone), that if I'm a baby, your the kid in the crib. Srsly dude, all I'm saying is that, seeing as the Jewish, most of the Muslim, and even the Atheist articles have a good amount of lulz to them, we can do the same with the Christian one. Why not? Also, I never whined about Freedom of Religion, if I did I want to know where I did. I whined about the article really only having two decent lulz in it (Crusader pic and Catholic girls, which could only get better with a link to a study) --rasinsmustdie 18:34, 15 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] It is a fact, I know because of my learnings.

God exists. However, it has been confirmed that all suffering on earth, God is responsible for. When asked "Why, God, Why," his only responce was a thunderous I did it for the lulz.--FrostFlame 19:14, 15 January 2008 (CST)

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