Otaku emoticons

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Japanese smileys are interesting in the way that Otaku regularly use them in an attempt to make their emoticons looks more anime-ish, thus deserving a punch in the fucking face. Unfortunately, one cannot punch an Otaku in the face across the internets, therefore we are resorted to trolling for the lulz.

Here is a list of Otaku emoticons:

^O^	User is orgasming
^_^	User is looking up at the sky, waiting for a pile of shit to land on their forehead.
-_-	Person using this smiley is most likely taking it up the ass, which results in a grotesque face contortion similar to -_-
o_O	Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye; it's bigger than the other.
O_O	Same as above, except having 2 fucked up eyes
^.^	Looks almost like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, but Otaku don't believe in Christmas so who the fuck knows
x_x	Otaku just drank poison, hopefully
^_~	Just recently got cum splattered in their eye so they're trying to wink out the burning sensation
;_;	Supposed to resemble a crying emoticon but it looks more like a fuckin' four-eyed extraterrestrial.
>_<	Victim of trolling lulz
n_n	Rainbows for eyes are supposed to represent an Otaku's pride in being a faggot
T_T	Telephone poles got shoved in their eyesockets
^v^	O RLY???!!!!
^o^	Represents an Otaku's willingness to perform fellatio on you.
=^_^=	Furry smiley, stay the fuck away
X3	Deepthroat Giving head in this series of action XO<===================3 X===3 X3
._.	Represents a reaction to coming across a big cock ready to accepted in any orifice.
>.>	Someone shifting their eyes, attempting to find a cock to suck. If used repeatedly, failing to find a suitable cock.
(``){0.0}(``)	This piece of shit is a bear. Yes, it's a bear. Its got 2 claws and a big ugly anime motherfuckin face.

BTW, if you use any of these, you should be shot and your family should be raped.