Pie
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[edit] Disambiguation
Pie should not be confused with the number Pi which is math for TL;DR or User:Pi who is a fucktard.
[edit] Pie
Pie: a baked food having a filling of fruit, meat, pudding, etc., prepared in a pastry-lined pan or dish and often topped with a pastry crust. Basically, itz da shit. Pie was invented by God at the last supper. He thought Jesus deserved some dessert before he faked the Crucifixion and fled to France with Mary Magdalen.
[edit] Pie History
The first pies, called "coffins" or "coffyns" were savory meat pies with the crusts or pastry being tall, straight-sided with sealed-on floors and lids. Open-crust pastry (not tops or lids) were known as "traps." These pies held assorted meats and sauce components and were baked more like a modern casserole with no pan (the crust itself was the pan, its pastry tough and inedible). The purpose of a pastry shell was mainly to serve as a storage container and serving vessel, and these are often too hard to actually eat. A small pie was known as a tartlet and a tart was a large, shallow open pie (this is still the definition in England). Since pastry was a staple ingredient in medieval menus, pastry making was taken for granted by the majority of early cookbooks, and recipes are not usually included. It wasn't until the 16th century that cookbooks with pastry ingredients began appearing. Historian believe this was because cookbooks started appearing for the general household and not just for professional cooks. (Source: http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/PieHistory.htm 11/22/06)
[edit] Types of Pie
1. Apple
2. Cow
3. Hair
3. Boysenberry
4. Rhubarb
5. Strawberry
6. Chicken-Pot
7. Pecan
8. Pumpkin
9. Cherry
10. Cream
11. Lemon Meringue
12. Chess
13. Funeral
14. Ice Box
15. Key Lime
16. Lampreye
17. Mincemeat
18. Shoofly
19. Sugar Cream
20. Chocolate Angel
21. Snickers
22. Peaches and Cream
23. Chocolate Peanut Butter
24. Black Bottom
25. Chocolate Amaretto
26. Grasshopper Mint
27. Mocha Velvet
28. Almond Mocha
29. French Silk
30. Pink Grapefruit
31. Nantucket Cranberry
32. Apple Dumpling
33. Maple Pumpkin
34. Spicy Pear
35. Peach Cream Cheese
36. Peach Praline
37. Double Berry Vanilla Cream
38. Rhubarb & Strawberry
39. Kahlua Pecan
40. Vermont Maple-Walnut
41. Mud Pie
42. Velvety Custard Pie
43. Bolton's Landing's Buttermilk
44. Three Sisters Coconut
45. Eagles Coconut
46. Rocky Road Sunday
47. Frozen Peanut Butter
48. Frozen Kahlua Mousse
49. Maple Pecan
50. Walnut Caramel
51. Blueberry
52. American
53. Your mom's
54. Key Limecat
55. Crunchy Frog
56. fag
57. shit
58. pheonix wright ace atorney
59. farly good dental plan
60. semi succesfull job in the mod
61. pussy
62. fuck tart
63. french wine and kangroo
64. pls add my msn benny444@hotmail.co.uk
65. look out here comes a spider
(Source:http://www.thatsmyhome.com/mainstreet/pies/ 11/22/06)
Granted, one can make a pie out of nearly anything, but these are some popular kinds.
[edit] Why Everyone Should Like Pie
If you dont like pie, you're a faggot! Your soul will rot in the depths of hell for all of eternity! There is always the little bitch who says, "Oh no, I don't like pie.". These people are attention whores, and want attention to feed on. There defiancy to the pie makes them bad bad people. If you are diabetic or something (And even then, you should be willing to die for some pie), thats one thing; but to openly reject the pie is heresy! Remember, it is delicious pie, you must eat it!
[edit] Why Everyone Shouldn't Like Pie
Those Invader Zim fans who ushered in a new wave of "OMG I'M BEING SOOOO RANDOM!!!!!!" decided that by saying pie you were apparently incredibly funny by default. That's stupid and a total lie and anyone who posts on the internet going "PIE!!!!" is incredibly unfunny.
[edit] Disclaimer
I am not responsible for the deaths of emo kids who now think they are even more pathetic if they don't like pies. It was their fault, and I am in no way involved.
