300
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Just like House is their favorite TV show, and Portal is their favorite game , 300 is one of /b/'s most beloved and cherished movies of all time. The movie itself is easily one of the campiest, unintentionally lulziest, eye-rollingest movies ever created. Adults who watch the movie are generally unimpressed; 13 year old boys (and grown men with the brains of 13 year old boys) think 300 is TEH AWESOMEST because of all the BRUTAL FIGHTING. Faggots, on the other hand, think it is TEH AWESOMEST because of all the half-naked men drenched in sweat and engaging in man-touching. Also note all of the phallic spears thrusting deep into tight, oozing wounds ... excuse me, I need to go fap.
The movie is based on a comic book by the noted pedophile and Bush-licking quimhunter Frank Miller. At least 100 movies have been made from Frank Miller stories and all of them have been bad. This particular comic book is about 300 Spartan pedophiles who jealously guard their massive boy-stockpiles from the Persian pedophiles who seek to invade. You can tell that the Spartans are good guys because they are white, half-naked and they talk about freedom. The Persians are bad because they are dark-skinned, actually wear sensible armor, and talk about money. In that sense, the movie is utterly realistic. Adding to the movie's realism is a special guest appearance by Detective Jimmy McNulty who also tried to catch Hannibal Lecter, thus bringing full circle the movie's themes of pedophilic authority figures.
Furthermore, the vast majority of dialogue in this movie is in ALL CAPS. THIS IS SAAAAAARPTA !
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[edit] The Memes
After the first official trailer of 300 was released, it immediately caught the attention of 4chan. The two memes that spawned from this are TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL, and THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!
The original execution of the meme featured the movie's star either exclaiming "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL" [1] or "GUYS, I FORGOT WHERE WE ARE DINING TONIGHT". Contrary to popular belief, the proper response is not 'Applebees' or 'Olive Garden.'
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!, on the other hand, comes from a scene in the movie where King Leonidas bellows the phrase and then proceeds to kick some guy down into a bottomless pit. This was because he asked for a raise in his measly slave salary, overestimating the value of a hard day's work (which, as we all know, is 3/5 the value of a white man's hard day's work).
[edit] IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!
Currently the "300"s' SPARTAAAAN King Leonidas' head is being shooped everywhere from Caturday to Apples Bear and everything in between.
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 Want my Sparta? |
 Before 300.. there was 3. |
 This time, it really is madness. |
 Spartans! |
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 THIS IS ENGLAAAAAND!!! |
 If you're wanking to this, go get help. |
 REMASTERED KUNGFUU |
 lulz southerner leonidas |
 Bitches won't remember |
 SPARTA GETS IT'S MUPPET ON |
 This is Nutty |
 Operation Spartaaa |
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 Draaaaaaawn |
 Won't you take me to SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! |
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 He sees me rollin' |
 AYBABTS |
 WATCH OUT NIGGA |
 WHAT THE HELL? |
 Madness? |
 What is sparta made of? |
 Animated spartan action! |
 It’s a Bird! No, it’s a Plane! No, it’s SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA! |
 I LOVE THIS PLACE |
 Oh Noes! |
 JESUS!! |
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 TONIGHT WE DINE ON ASS!!! |
 Tonight we bow to Italianzzzzz !!!! |
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 SPARTAAAAAAA |
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 TONIGHT WE DINE ON MARSHSTOMP!!! |
 SPARTANS...WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!!! |
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 100 DOLLA |
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 OH YEAH! |
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 YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS |
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 ANIMATION IS FINE TOO |
 "THIS IS SPICY!!!" |
 THIS IS SHOOPED |
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 FGSFDS!!! |
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 The King makes some dinner reservations. |
 NOT BAT COUNTRY, SPARTAAAAA! |
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 THIS IS SPARTAAAAA! |
 Viva la SPARTAAAAAAAA! |
 THIS SANDWICH IS MADE OF GHEY AND XERXES! |
 THIS BROKE MY GHEYDAR! |
 TONIGHT WE POST ON /B/!!!1 |
 TONIGHT WE DINE ON APPLES!!! |
 TONIGHT WE DINE ON INVISIBLE DOGBONE!!! |
 TODAY IS CATURDAAAY...WE WILL BEAT THIS MEME LIKE A DEAD PERSIAN HORSE!!! |
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 THIS IS WARHOL! |
 This is BANANAAA!!! |
 TONIGHT WE DINE ON CYBERTRON!!! |
 Uncle Leonidas wants YOU! |
 Tonight we dine at the Shark Bar, yo |
 Tonight we dine at the Rocky Horror Picture Show, whores. |
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 Garfield = unfunny |
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 Better late than never. |
 Tonight we dine in the Great Hall! |
 THIS IS FIFAAAAAAAAAA! |
 I love you mommmy |
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 This Is Over 9000!!! |
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 Moar SPARTAAA!!! |
 NO LUBE!!! |
 Mapquest!!! |
 GTFO Madness! |
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 TONIGHT WE DINE ON BURGERS! |
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 Slowpoke 300 |
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 THIS IS SPINAL TAAAP!!! |
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 Tonight we dine in ur hood! |
 Is this Hell? |
 What is THIS? |
 Easy one. |
 ¡Pasapalabraaaaaaaaaa! |
 THIS IS ZIDAAAAAAAAANE! |
 Objection! |
 It's that way! |
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 This is Sparta. It is made of blasphemy and madness. |
 Today... I work in hell |
 he dined in hell for your sins |
 This is Sasukeeee! |
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 THIS IS FOR OLD PEOPLES! |
 This is longcat. |
 Macgyvaaaaaaa |
 This is Mushroom Kingdoooooooooom!!! |
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 Breakdance! for Sparta |
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 got greek? |
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 So that's why they call them SPARTANs... |
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 Insurgents<SPARTA |
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 The spartans did it for the lulz |
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 Nothing can stop z Mudkipz |
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 TO HELL WE RIDE |
 Apparently niggas DO know about my SPARTAAAAAA |
 "This is SUPPER!" |
 "In case you didn't know" |
 "For the Deaf" |
 "The point goes to SPARTAAAAA!!!" |
 "It truly is madness!!!" |
 toonite we dine on fail! |
 "I AM SPARTAN! |
 Everythings Un-spartan! |
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 This Is Marthaaa!! |
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 THIS IS HOWARD JONESSSS!!! |
 THIS IS PARTA! |
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[edit] YTMND Meme
One of the 13 year old boys at YTMND made a 300-themed site in October of 2006, but it didn't get beat into old meme death until February of 2007.
[edit] YouTubing 300
[edit] See Also
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