Dave McGonigle is too old to care and too young to know better. He
lives in either Edinburgh or Cardiff, and frequently both,
occasionally at the same time.
He claims to be employable, and could do
your job better than you could, if only he could overcome his fear of
movement.
He likes all music and no music, finds writing 'difficult'
due to an impoverished lexicon, and liked your favourite band way, way
before you did.