quotes by Frank Zappa

"So many books, so little time."
— Frank Zappa

"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. "
— Frank Zappa

"So many books, so little time."
— Frank Zappa

"Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid."
— Frank Zappa (Real Frank Zappa Book)

"Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is not beauty.
Beauty is not love.
Love is not music.
Music is THE BEST."
— Frank Zappa

"Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny"
— Frank Zappa

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. "
— Frank Zappa

"Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read."
— Frank Zappa (The Real Frank Zappa Book (Picador Books))

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
— Frank Zappa

"All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. "
— Frank Zappa

"Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)"
— Frank Zappa

"Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it."
— Frank Zappa

"The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down. "
— Frank Zappa

"I think that it is good that books still exist, but they make me sleepy."
— Frank Zappa

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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— Frank Zappa