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[edit] Okay, now you are fucking kidding me.

Not only have you restored all the meaningless irrelevant bullshit I deleted, YOU FUCKING RESTORED THE SHIT I PROTECTED.

YOU GODDAMN WIKIPEDO KITTENRAPIST.

DO YOU KNOW WHY THAT WAS PROTECTED? BECAUSE IT WAS USELESS. UNFUNNY. IRRELEVANT. AND! TOTALLY! SHITHOUSE!

AND USELESS FAGGOTS KEEP REMAKING IT. USELESS FAGGOTS LIKE *YOU*. CHECK THE DELETION LOG FOR SOME OF THOSE ARTICLES TO SEE WHAT I MEAN.

FUCK YOU. YOU HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF LULZ. ALL YOU ARE IS A SHITTY LITTLE RETARD WHO GOT B& FROM WIKIPEDIA AND DECIDED TO BRING YOUR FAILURE TO ED.

DIE IN A FIRE. --yirimyah ♠ ^æ 20:55, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

MULTIPLE FIRES.--yirimyah ♠ ^æ 20:56, 16 April 2008 (CDT)
- IN FACT, I SUGGEST THAT YOU SHOVE A SOLDERING IRON UP YOUR PROLAPSED ANUS AND TURN THE POWER ON. POST FUCKING HASTE.--yirimyah ♠ ^æ 20:58, 16 April 2008 (CDT)
  - LOL, IS IT TOO LATE TO JOIN THE PARTY? Fou-Lu 21:33, 16 April 2008 (CDT)
    - chat or die motherfucker <3 nɐ.ɐy 21:57, 16 April 2008 (CDT)
    - NO BUT REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR <BIG> TAGS--yirimyah ♠ ^æ 22:02, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

HARD CHAT IS HARD MOTHERFUCKERS

--Drunkenlazybastard 22:06, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

hard chat is scary :( if i hugged my kitty any harder right now her eyes would pop. White•Mystery
- lol, poor WM. You escaped from IRC so we just brought it back on your user page instead XD also <3--Drunkenlazybastard 22:10, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

I WILL RISE TO THE CHALLENGE. I HAVE MY LOLI, AN OUNCE OF COCAINE, AND I WILL LEARN TO CHAT HARD. White•Mystery

- - - I fixed your comment, you had a few typos --yirimyah ♠ ^æ 22:49, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

You're such a sweetheart when you try. Did you decide to go back on your meds? White•Mystery

get on irc fgt irc.buttes.net #chatkrew Shitwizard 22:55, 16 April 2008 (CDT)
nah, did you go back on the hormone therapy? --yirimyah ♠ ^æ 23:00, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

Listen, some people develop faster than others. Some day, god damn it, I will be a beautiful woman, and then you'll see. White•Mystery

Sorry bud, I've had my fill of IRC. However, as you can see, my talk page is coming along quite well. Bring them here and chat hard to your heart's content. White•Mystery

dont be a whiny little fucknugget, get on irc and chat. Shitwizard 23:02, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

Nah. Have a good time, though. White•Mystery

the mystery is your fucking gender. http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=WhiteMystery <-lol WHAT? Shitwizard 23:07, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

I'm pretty cute, huh? I've gotten a haircut since then but I'm at LEAST 90% as adorable as previously indicated. White•Mystery

THIS CHAT IS NOT HARD ENOUGH

--Drunkenlazybastard 23:12, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

If that was in rainbow and there were at least 50 of them, we might be approaching hard chat. White•Mystery

CHAT HARD

I had a great line about love and brotherhood and hard chat, and then my cat knocked my keyboard off the desk and erased it and I'll never be able to duplicate it again. I think I'm destined to fail at hard chat after all. White•Mystery

SUDDENLY, SWASTIKAS, EVERYWHERE!!

--Drunkenlazybastard 23:37, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

Fuuuuuuuuuck. Apparently hard chat just got my OK Cupid account removed pending investigation for posting pornographic images. How is a girl supposed to get a date now? White•Mystery

[edit] spazology

http://forums.enturbulation.org/15-breaking-news/fairgame-stop-encyclopedia-dramatica-9621

^ an attempt to stem the AIDS

EDIT: no problem WM. feel free to email be about anything, as i have gmail notifier so i can get to it straight away

EDIT 2:

http://forums.enturbulation.org/82-may-10th-protest/

^ christ the fragmentation of may operation is almost deserving of an article - there are currently almost half a dozen ideas for NAMES alone. never mind the moralfag/what is left of the chanfaga divide

EDIT 3:

http://forums.enturbulation.org/82-may-10th-protest/fgs-why-you-shouldnt-prank-call-9212/

http://forums.enturbulation.org/82-may-10th-protest/operationfairgamestop-operation-fairgame-stop-choose-8955/

http://forums.enturbulation.org/82-may-10th-protest/operation-fairgamestop-8759/

http://forums.enturbulation.org/82-may-10th-protest/may-10th-operation-fair-game-stop-8898/

http://forums.enturbulation.org/82-may-10th-protest/operation-battletoad-earth-9239/

---> http://forums.enturbulation.org/15-breaking-news/fairgame-stop-encyclopedia-dramatica-9621/#post173311

http://forums.enturbulation.org/82-may-10th-protest/what-god-damn-theme-9305/

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 23:59, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Article

really i didn't think the 1st draft was all that good so i decided that delete it and try again until i get it down to where i like it--Stuffs1-0 06:31, 17 April 2008 (CDT)

I decided that I'm goin to just scrap the whole thing, srry. --Stuffs1-0 11:19, 17 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] 'Nother Article

Could you plz move my MLK article into ED propper now boss? I think it's ready enough. I need the old Martin Luther King redirect deleting you see, else I'd try it myself. Can anyone else smell Fanny? 12:30, 17 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Baleetplz

Sanjuaro. It made it past everyone, but it deserves the pwneraxe.-CleverUserName 13:31, 17 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] MLK Article

Cheers boss. I don't mind at all. I have already asked for help with a re-write of ROFL on the users list. You might want to add a 'Mung' article I just redid too. Can anyone else smell Fanny? 14:48, 17 April 2008 (CDT)

Just any IRC/Forum references to munging(!) or ROFL.

Oh! There was the question of non-internets related articles too. I left a msg on Yirimyah's talkpage but it seems he is too important to fraternize with the untermention. I notice you have been involved in this debate also. Has there or is there likely to be any clarification on this? I only ask because those fringe artciles are the ones that interest me the most. Can anyone else smell Fanny? 15:17, 17 April 2008 (CDT)

I wouldn't delete text from anything unless it was no more than a handful of sentences clearly marked as 'crap'! Cheers for the warning though and cheers for the positive feedback! Can anyone else smell Fanny? 15:26, 17 April 2008 (CDT)

Awesome! Thank you boss! Can anyone else smell Fanny? 17:50, 17 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Users' List

I am on it but can't say I've been keeping up with it. But, sure, you can send any nubs who need some direction over my way.

--OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 18:28, 17 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Legal Question

would putting this video somewhere be a possible legal problem?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JnGCbZ503g .....8====D.....ezrahalogen

Thanks for the help, I let odb know. Someone just posted the video on #chatkrew @ buttes, I don't remember who.

[edit] fonpar

don't wanna appear butthurt but do you know if/why my Cosmopolitan article got blanked? Was it trollage by external forces or internal forces deciding it was shit? I asked HedgeJew but he's off counting his gold and won't answer his comments at present. thx RapeClown 00:39, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Ugh....

Someone opened up the Failgates. Get it? Like floodgates, but with fail instead???

Also this, and this. --Kevman459 03:37, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hey

You might want to take a look at this. -ElStormo 03:59, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

Oops... looks like I am built of slow and late --ElStormo 04:02, 18 April 2008 (CDT)
- You're a fucking worthless retard. Just fix the article up instead of throwing it at the article subject, expecting it to go away. It isn't along the lines of Exhibit A, B, C or any other Exhibit you can think of. Sysops aren't sacred and untouchable-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 04:06, 18 April 2008 (CDT)
  - I would fix the article, but seeing as I don't know all that much about WM, the only think I could do is blank the article, because I can't write about someone I don't know that much about. I'm not "expecting it to go away" either, I'm just letting someone know that there's an article made of fail written about them. And who's saying SysOps are untouchable? I'm not. But I'm not all that experienced in editing, and so it's better if someone with some experience looks at the article and then decides to keep it or chuck it in the trash. That make sense to you? --ElStormo 04:16, 18 April 2008 (CDT)
    - guys, guys. please. WM, i wrote you something. nɐ.ɐy 04:19, 18 April 2008 (CDT)
    - You blank it, I ban you for vandalism. If you want someone to salvage it, don't throw it at someone like you would a dog a scrap of food. Frankly, I think quite a lot of bullshit could be written about him being a Cradle of Filth/Dimmu Borgir loving faggoth, as he certainly looks like it judging by his photo-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 04:23, 18 April 2008 (CDT)
      - The blank -> ban is why I didn't touch it, since it would indeed be vandalism, and I'm not here to be a vandal, quite the contrary. And I'm not asking anyone to salvage anything, or throwing anything to anyone, geez, I was just letting someone know, is all. It's not like I said, "OMG liek plz fix this!!1" - I simply said "You might want to take a look at this". Like I said, I haven't been editing all that long and if doing such a thing is "not done", then I apologize, but it's not like I'm asking anyone to do anything, just passing on the information. Again, if that's a faux pas, then my apologies, but it certainly wasn't intended to be a request of any sort --ElStormo 04:35, 18 April 2008 (CDT)
        I'm sure WM is aware that he has an article about him that may or may not need cleaning up. Not every article and change needs to be posted on a Sysop's talk page. We have templates, like {{crap}}, {{shit}} and {{crapstub}} that take care of making the world aware that someone just can't write a good article.-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 04:43, 18 April 2008 (CDT)
        Alright, fair enough. I wasn't aware that I made a bad move, just trying to help out. Sorry 'bout this, it wasn't my intention to be rude. --ElStormo 04:47, 18 April 2008 (CDT)
To be fair, there's not much to fix. Everything that's there is either true or something I've written about myself. Except the robot part, but that's an easy misconception since I breed and raise wikibots. I'd sort of like to see it merged with the edits from a while ago that I'm a nazi feminist wikistalker because I thought those were pretty funny, but I think it's bad taste to edit the article about yourself, so maybe someone else will do it? White•Mystery

[edit] Explanation

The one about Robert is in pertenance to the above statement about how he is giving all his stuff back to his friends...so basically one of my buddies said that he "called his stereo". And the other one about Codey was the first thing my friend said the first time i showed him the story. I think they are both pretty funny, and nobody else has really had a problem with them except that one fellow...And if you feel it doesn't fit, I wont have a problem with it, I'm just getting tired of that one guy giving me such a hard time over something so fucking stupid. GWARATEMYBABY 10:18, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

Alright, i just thought it was pretty funny and PERSONALLY don't see what's up with all the drama...that is all. Hell it's notable just from all the butthurt it has cause that one guy. Why can't more people be civil minded like you and actually talk to people when they open a can of fail?GWARATEMYBABY 10:23, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

I'll probably just go start shit in a random forum about it and than that one guy won't have anything to bitch about, mwahahahahaahah GWARATEMYBABY 10:25, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Quick Question

What the deuce is the link to the campfire chat again? I'm at a friends house and the rest of the internet is boring me --Drunkenlazybastard 10:37, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Plozkthx

yeah if you could drop it into my userspace I'd appreciate it, thanks WM.—The preceding comment was added by RapeClown, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] Article of the now

Hi could you help explain the criteria for FA's here on ED? Because I want to try and turn Mr oompapa into that status, it has the potential I think it needs some improvements. Albertluque 12:25, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

Like you said I added some screenshots into the article, but thanks for your help anyway, I think ED is great the articles actually seem a lot more factually correct than on TOW, and its actually interesting!. Albertluque 13:07, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Featured article, and other stuff I need to say

Gemma Anscomb has had its time on ED:GNA, replacing it with FFA or something might be a good idea.
I am pleased that you want to make featured article and Grawp AOTN. Personally I think featured article, which I wrote today, is the better of the two, and I am 100% in approval for it to be article of the now as soon as possible. Grawp is funny, but it has slightly too many pics. I would like Grawp to be featured anyway, though, also, and I am reasonably content with it in its current state.--ByAppointmentTo 13:47, 18 April 2008 (CDT)
I will apply for ED sysop when I get around to filling out the form.--ByAppointmentTo 13:47, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

OK I'm 100% content with Grawp, now.--ByAppointmentTo 15:04, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Vandal

User:Kurgan10 is vandalising articles, being a faggot and creating vandalism articles which are attacks on ED users, he needs to be raped and quickly!. Albertluque 14:26, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Y HELO THAR

Actually, I just finished redoing the Longcat page, and it needs more good material. Also more info about his massive win.

The W page needs more stuff too. Especially stuff about his fail as a prez, because currently the page lacks it, and I have no idea where to start. Chunkmunky 22:15, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

If nobody responds to the thread then doesnt that mean nobody uses/reads it? Also, link plz Chunkmunky 22:23, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

Could be coincidence :P. Anyway, thanks for that, Ill look into the mailing list thingy.Chunkmunky 22:31, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Plz to be raeping

User:AnalCumb for faggotry and obvious troll.—The preceding comment was added by User:Chunkmunky, who is too awesome to sign his or her own posts. 4 TILDES (~), ARE NOT NECESSARY WHEN YOURE THIS COOL!

[edit] My Bad

I understand; I can relate in one way or another.

While we're on the subject, I received my first unsigned comment. Does this guy ever learn?

He's done this before, and last time, he deleted my sign template post.The Autobiography*The Inspiring Dialogue*The Legacy Left Behind

Maybe you're right, and I'm just an asshole who's got nothing better to do than sniffing out anonymous posters like an Internet bloodhound.

Although I COULD have some fun on my spare time with the talk pages of users like Blargh and Zen444. (But no {{sign}}, since it's old talk already, but there would be no point to that.The Autobiography*The Inspiring Dialogue*The Legacy Left Behind

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