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Mac OS X
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A combination of a Mach and BSD UNIX foundation with graphical goodness on top, Mac OS X is the choice of artists, professionals, and programmers everywhere. It was originally based on NeXTSTEP which despite being touted as the "NeXT' Big Thing was full o' Fail (which didn't deter Apple from paying hundreds of millions for it , LOL).
Without Mac's gay ass software Microsoft would hold an illegal monopoly (Thanks Sherman Anti-Trust Laws). Mac actually has to advertise because they are so gay. In the end, on the Mac vs. PC ads, who would you rather hire? The stoned hipster who brags about watching YouTube all fucking day, or the uptight businessman with an actual work ethic? I choose the guy not wanting to make a YouTube video of his kids doing something stupid.
Macs are built to basically be nothing moar than a screen to watch youtube on. Supposedly the Mac "Just works." In reality, the Mac is a festering pile of media with almost no gaming capabilities, this despite the fact that most Macs have fairly good video card in them. All the Mac is good for is telling your boss / neighbor/ mom that you have a picture frame that cost over 9000 dollars.
The various versions of this operating system (or "OS"; note: not a mispelling of "OZ") have been named after cats, with the exception of the initial Public Release Beta, which was named Kodiak. Past releases have included Cheetah, Puma, Jaguar, Panther,and Tiger. The current release is named Leopard, because it sneaks around at night, disemboweling Linux penguins for lulz.
The union of UNIX and Mac is a religious event for alpha geeks along the lines of the Protestants deciding the Jews were right all along and joining together forevah to the spite of Pope Bill.
There was once a version of Internub Exploder on OS Sechs (OSX) and it pwned all the n00bs in the land of OS. Bill Gates himself uses a Mac cause he's secretly tired of Windohs and sick of Donuts clogging up his interwebs. The Apple store says to take a bite of an orange and spit the peel at this thing called BSD, which is alive and kicking according to some tards that hate teh Linux, which sucks worse.
Anyways, there's a following of people behind this system and stuff supposedly "Just Works", but who knows these days. Interwebs and forums dictate that OSX is more functional than a talking robotic toilet with an iPod in its ass, so it must be pretty good.
Famous Mac users include hepkitten, jesuitx, Radiohead, Rush_Limbaugh and Richard Simmons.
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