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Porn
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Porn is without a doubt, mankind's greatest technological advancement of all time. It is the sole reason Al Gore invented the Internets. Some argue he invented it so he could fap without leaving noodz around the house for his prudish, lolcow wife Bill to find.
It is usually NSFW, but there is always SFW Porn. Ninety-nine percent of all bandwidth on the internets is devoted to porn of one form or another. This also includes the furtinet, one of the several internets solely devoted to porn. Ninety-nine percent of all interracial porn is made by Jews as a part of their strategy to destroy the white race. Porn is often uncovered doing a Data recovery.
On the Internets, "porn" can be spelled in any of the following ways:
Hot Porn that somehow evaded the YouTube Mods:
Isabella Soprano and one of Naughty America's trademarked, highly paid cock-with-legs. The end is pure fap material.
French Rapper Mic Life's video clip "putes putes", featuring the Rapper himself fucking some Pornstar. Sadly, Jew-tube doesn't like uncircumcised porn, and baleeted it.
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[edit] Types of Porn
They include, but are by no means limited to,
- Acrotomophilia All the amputees you could ever fap to
- straight pornography (boring but enjoyed by Cats)
- parody pornography
- gay porn (boring but enjoyed by Liberals)
- animal porn
- Shia LaBeouf
- cakepony porn
- furry porn (enjoyed by Miltopia and Stephen; see Taurin Fox -- famous artist.)
- otherkin porn
- hentai (anime) porn
- rape porn (aka "surprise porn")
- snuff porn (enjoyed by Lyndon B. Johnson)
- tree porn
- vore (swallowing-whole) porn
- diaper porn
- Gangbang porn
- scat porn
- Guro (Japanese for gruesome)porn (enjoyed by Sluttycat)
- vomit porn
- shemale porn (enjoyed by Zen444)
- BDSM porn
- kiddie porn
- Partial Unbirthing
- Tasty porn
- Wetlook porn
- Furniture Porn
- Shitty actor Porn
- Old porn
- Foot fetish porn
- Online Erotica
- Your mom's favorite Porn
- ?!?! Porn
- Japanese bondage porn.
- Child Porn (You sick fuck!).
- Porn advertisements
- Bisexual porn.
- Emo porn.
- Written porn.[1]
- Dead Baby porn.
- Fat porn.
[edit] Titles that sound like porn, but they totally aren't
- 12 Monkeys
- 300
- About A Boy
- Alice in Wonderland
- Alice, Sweet Alice
- Anger Management
- The Animal
- Anywhere but Here
- Any Which Way You Can
- Any Which Way But Loose
- Apocalypse Now
- Apt Pupil
- Audition
- Babe
- Babes in Toyland
- Backdraft
- Bad Boys
- Bad Santa
- Barnyard
- Best in Show
- Big Daddy
- Black Christmas
- The Black Stallion
- Blow
- The Bone Collector
- Bring it On
- Cabin Fever
- Can't Hardly Wait
- Catwoman
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- Chasing Amy
- Children of Men
- Child's Play
- Date Movie
- Deep Impact
- Driven
- Employee of the Month
- Epic Movie
- Exit Wounds
- Fantastic Four
- Finding Nemo
- Fire Down Below
- Flubber
- The Fountain
- Four Brothers
- Freddy v Jason
- From Dusk Till Dawn
- Fun with Dick and Jane
- Gandhi
- Gangs of New York
- Gayniggers from Outer Space (this IS a movie)
- The Girl Next Door
- Glory
- Gone in 60 Seconds
- The Good Girl
- Grandma's Boy
- Grease
- Hide and Seek
- Highlander
- Holes
- Home Alone
- Hostage
- The Hot Chick
- Hot Fuzz
- House of 1000 Corpses
- Howard's End
- Idle Hands
- The Italian Job
- In & Out
- Insomnia
- In the Army Now
- Iron Man
- Iron Monkey
- Jawbreaker
- Jack
- Kicking & Screaming
- Kids
- King Kong
- Knocked Up
- Little Man
- Madagascar
- Maggie and the Ferocious Beast
- Marry Poppins
- The Mask (Actual porn site)
- Meatball Machine
- Meet the Fockers
- Meet the Parents
- Minority Report
- Monkeybone
- Mystery Men
- My Big Fat Greek Wedding
- My Super Ex-girlfriend
- The Never Ending Story
- Next
- Octopussy
- Orgazmo
- The Passion of the Christ
- Payback
- Paycheck
- Riding In Cars With Boys
- The Ring
- Rosemary's Baby (Lulz)
- Schindler's List
- Secret Window
- The Sentinel
- Shaft
- She's All That
- SiCKO
- Sin City
- Sister Act
- Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
- Sleeping Beauty
- Snatch
- Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
- Spawn
- The Talented Mr. Ripley
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre
- Thirteen (For actual thirteen google "Fujinaga Aoi")
- Three Men and a Little Lady (or "Three Men and a Baby".......you sick fuck)
- Titanic
- Toy Story
- Vegas Vacation
- Woman on Top
- XXX
[edit] Fact of the day
The word "porn" derives from the Greek wikipedia, which derives from the words wiki ("prostitute"), ped ("paedophile, Spanglish: pedophile"), and the suffix ia (meaning "state of", "property of", or "place of"), thus meaning "a place to record prostitutes". Porn was invented by King Jimbonedes of Sparta last Thursday - motto "Tonight we dog in Hell!!!" - to annoy religious fundamentalists in Persia. The first porn mag was named "Hustler" and featured Grecian urns illustrated using rule 34.
[edit] TV shows that sound like porn, but totally aren't
- The 4400
- All Grown Up!
- American Dad
- The Anna Nicole Smith Show (DO NOT WANT)
- The Apprentice
- The Bachelor
- Big Brother
- Bionic Woman
- Bones
- Class of 3000
- Desperate Housewives
- Dirty Jobs
- DragonballZ
- Family Matters (what the crap?)
- Gilmore Girls (unfortunately)
- Grey's Anatomy (Debatable)
- Growing Pains (one of the characters name is "Boner" for christsakes!)
- House
- Hustle
- Loveboat
- The Office
- The Rugrats
- Saturday Night Live
- The Suite Life with Zack and Cody
- Sex and the City
- Survivor
- Trading Spouses
- Two and a Half Men (you are so messed up)
- Wishbone
- Family Guy
- Mythbusters
- The Price is Right
- Nanny 911
- Worse Jobs in History
[edit] Porn Spam From Robotz
Spambots make up great porn spam titles;
"HORRSWE cockk Insert Deelp - Oh, yes, you fancy"
"She tortured his genitals with her toes"
"Nude Asian Bagbe Suckinbg MUTSANTGCOCKUK & Fucking",
"Cuisinart Deluxe Chopping Package"
