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MacBook Air

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Released last Thursday, the MacBook Air is the newest and most practical computer from Apple. It has a thickness of only 0.76 inches at its thickest part, with a durable aluminum frame, making it the most original Mac yet! Mr Jobs thought an Apple laptop which could fit inside an envelope would make it much easier to return them to Apple when the batteries caught fire.

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[edit] Steve Jobs Speaks

 
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Hey man we're fucking Apple our shithead fanboys would buy a pile of shit if it had the apple logo
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— Steve Jobs



But the Macbook Air's best feature by far is its lack of a pesky and unimportant firewire port and disc drive. The Macbook Air only costs a trivial $1,800 dollars, which is $700 more than a normal Macbook. This cost increase is a very understandable fee to rid yourself of faggotry such as multiple USB devices, anything requiring a file upload rate of over 11MB/s (fuck your firewire), ethernet, expandable RAM, built-in wireless broadband, a replaceable battery, DVDs, and especially CDs, which are all obsolete.

Yes, these are much less important than being able to fit it in your pants, and anybody who claims that Apple just took out parts to make it thinner, and thus a gimmick, are unpatriotic faggots who will burn in the eternal hellfire that is functionality.

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[edit] Mac Fag Reaction

Of course all macfags all over the internets are buying this shit in a heart beat. If they are that anal about moving parts they can get a SOLID STATE HD WITH LESS SPACE for an extra $1000! (srsly.)

 
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who would pay $800 more for a MBA when the regular macbook is faster, has many more features (by my count the MBA has 1 on the macbook, which is the multitouch trackpad), and is only marginally thicker?
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—some fag on gizmodo

 
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I don't see why everyone's in such a tizz. Yeah it's pricey and yeah it's pretty much sealed off, but I think it's great that Apple aren't afraid to take the risk. At the very least what will come out of it will be progress in general division of making laptops smaller, easier to use (mac os...) and a lot better looking. Their design is far superior to that of the competition's and you can't deny that those specs aren't decent. If you can fit leopard in a "manilla envelope", who cares about the price?




Also, you guys are such apple fanboys.
 

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—some fag on gizmodo with lots of money who wants to swallow Steve Jobs icum

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faggotry on Gizmodo.com

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