== paulis minus caeser finnies west == jessica is really bored right now in History class and she does not feel like doing any work. so instead she will tell a story about a roman emperor named Paulis Minus Caeser Finnies West. Ever since Paulis Minus Caeser Finnies West was a young boy he could not wait to grow up and be emperor like his father. HE would strut around the palace and order the slaves around pretending he was sending them off to war. His Father payed little attention to his son's bossy ways because he was too preoccupied with his numerous mistresses. When Paulis Minus Causer Finnies West (mosttly called Finnies by his friends) was sixteen he went off to war as a general controlling a legion of ten thousand men. They defeated numerous Germanic tribes and then continued on to conquer China. When he got to the Great Wall of China he became distressed deciding it was much to large and his men turned around to conquer Egypt instead. When Finnies and his men got to Egypt Finnies met a young Egyptian girl names Sorita and he fell in love imediately. So he and his men decided to head back to Rome and the took Sorita with them. When they got to Rome Finnies was devasted to find out that his father had been killed via heartattack during a venture with one of his mistresses. But now Finnies was Emperor and that made up for the pain and grief he felt about his father. Having th power of emperor Finnies could not contain his excitement. SO he decided to through a festival in Rome to celebrate his great joys. Also on this festival (that was very amazing and exciting) he married his true love Sorita. For three years Finnies did a good job of ruling Rome occasionally doing off the wall things in his excitement of being the all powerful emperor. At the age of twenty one he had his first child with Sorita a girl who he decided to call Mesonomo. When Finnies was twenty five he had another child. this time it was a boy who he called The Horse. and now jessica has to go because mister maddis is creeping