Monday, August 11, 2008

Dean Crady's New Alcohol Management Program

Editor’s Note: The Dartmouth Review recently received a document outlining Dean Crady’s new alcohol policy from a well-placed individual. The new policy will be made public during the upcoming fall term. The document we received is printed below in its entirety.

TDR Interview: Professor Donald Pease on MALS

The MALS Program emerged in the early 1970’s because some professors here and at Wesleyan University and at Georgetown felt that the ethos of the liberal arts—that is, the attitudes and beliefs associated with the liberal arts—could be moved into a graduate environment.

An Innocent Abroad

Europe is not The Real World; it is a museum with a delicatessen counter.

Jeffrey Hart on Prof. Eugen Rosenstock-Huessy

"Our choices project us forward in our own histories. We make judgments, we may be prudent, but we act on faith. We create actualities that did not exist before."

The 1969 Parkhurst Hall Takeover

Editor’s Note: TDR presents the final installment of “The Dartmouth Conundrum,” a memoir. Some names have been changed, but the events are true.

Letters to the Editor

The dreary appearance of your publication seems to reflect accurately the intellectual content, both of which I find offensive.

Gallery Chronicles: Alma-Tadema at the Hood

Editor’s Note: “Alma-Tadema and Antiquity: Imaging Classical Sculpture in Late-Nineteenth-Century Britain,” will be on display at the Hood Museum of Art until September 28.

Problematizing the Presidential Search

The importance of finding a competent College President to replace our illustrious incumbent cannot be overstated.

AoA Election: What Now?

As the election chapter of this story comes to a close, several new issues remain to be resolved.

Blitzing by the Book

A final note on sign-offs: sincerely is immensely cold. You can get away with it on a cover letter, but it’s a little frigid in any blitz; stick with “best” or “cheers,” which are vapid but safe.

The Last Word

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
—H. L. Mencken

Barrett's Mixology

X parts Absinthe (Dartmouth green)
X parts Scotch
X parts Plum brandy

Method: difficult to discern and of dubious legality.