'''''"Everything in italics looks profound"''''' -- toilet door graffito.
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Heyho. This is the user page of '''Lacrimosus,''' otherwise known as '''Slac.'''
'''Please edit this page.''' Go nuts. If you want to leave me a message for me to respond to however, please use my '''Talk Page.'''
==Vandalism Count==
This page has been vandalised '''6 ''' times: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3ALacrimosus&diff;=5942647&oldid;=5941113 http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3ALacrimosus&diff;=10914667&oldid;=10914627 http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Lacrimosus&diff;=next&oldid;=10914667 http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Lacrimosus&diff;=next&oldid;=11423450 http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Lacrimosus&diff;=next&oldid;=11628918 http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Lacrimosus&diff;=next&oldid;=14267961. It didn't make it look any worse, although the sixth one is a personal favourite.
== Links ==
* Anagrams
* Drafts
* WikiCV
* How Far We've Come
== What Lacrimosus Is ==
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:''(See WikiCV)''
* So vain, he probably thinks this page is about him;
* Australian;
* Resident in Brisbane;
* A member of the ALP;
* A Catholic;
* Named after a bit of the Latin Requiem:
''Lacrimosa dies illa, quae resurget ex favilla ....''
* An eater of Vanilla.
* Matter
== What Lacrimosus Isn't (Please add) ==
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:''(See Lord_Warden_of_the_Cinque_Ports).''
* Too fussed about what appears here. Really.
* Yet fully aware that one of our conventions is that you don't edit another guy's User page (or other people's contributions to a User Talk page). (So this writer is getting in while the above invitation remains - any excuse to tease an Aussie!)
* Vain.
* Upside-down. [Ed. If he's an Aussie - surely he IS upside down?]
* Covered in ketchup(yet)!
* A 300-metre-long, six-legged fire-breathing reptile that continues to wreak havoc on several cities.
-We want cites, or that's just unsupported opinion! -
* A woman
* Not cool
* A goose
* Purple with pink polka-dots
* A piece of apple pie (although that'd be delicious!)
* A watermelon in human form
* A Liberal (but he may well be a liberal) (Australian politics is case sensitive)
== Misc ==
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