Giant dildo of death

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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What all pig bottoms fantasize about. WARNING: Use may result in some after effects.

Giant Dildos of Death were in fact invented by the Catholic church to convert Jews and Protestants to Catholicism because as we all know Jews and Protestants love getting rear ended by Catholic nuns with huge phallic shaped objects.

Contents 1 The Giant Dildo of Death - Furry Edition 1.1 Statistics 2 The Giant Dildo of Death - Libertarian Edition 3 See Also

[edit] The Giant Dildo of Death - Furry Edition

When it comes to buttsecks, it was bound to happen sooner or later . . .

[edit] Statistics

Length: 24 Inches

Width: 5 inches

Cost: $120. Natural colouring costs $25 extra. There are some people out there willing to pay such a price.

Yes -

They

Offer

Lube

[edit] The Giant Dildo of Death - Libertarian Edition

For when standard Giant Dildos of Death don't have quite enough death. Also makes the Giant Dildo of Death simultaneously offensive and desirable to a wider audience.

THATS what I call a shotgun (more liek cockgun amirite?)

[edit] See Also

• Other Possible After-Effects
• Mr. Hands
• Zeta toy
• Quasidan's penis Like the Giant Dildo of Death, only larger and moar beautiful.

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